Timm Woods
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394 appearances
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first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Timm Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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As a bonus action, would you like to inspire any of your teammates? Yeah, I'd love to inspire my teammates.
Who's up next? In theory, it would be Greg. Yeah, I'll inspire Greg. Thank you.
You shout that down the stairs, is that right? Okay, 100%. You kind of shout that, and Greg, you know, whoever's down there, they're at the very least going to think that you're probably cute.
Is Greg's husband upset about this? You do notice that your husband, the High Priest Horngram, I'm going to roll to see how upset he is. The higher I roll, the more he heard that. Do you want him to be upset? Don't make him a little jealous? He seems like he puts the little horn up to his ear to try to hear what's going on. He didn't hear that at all. He never listened.
He also healed all of us for our wounds. He is a healer. So we're all good. We're all at full hit points. Your husband touched us.
Absolutely. I do feel like he is agreeing that your whole marriage ceremony was accidental, but entirely legally binding. So he's like, it's unfortunately a multi-month process to go through Dorvan divorce court. So it's going to take a while, but we can get the process started. And he kind of looks down a little sad. If you... if that's what you want.
Do I have some sort of like, bracers on my hands, gloves? Yeah, I would say so, probably spikes on them. Do they fit?
Oh my gosh, you absolutely can if you want to do that. He is looking rather sad and heartbroken, and you have a sword that you could slay him with right now. You also have a lance you could impale him with.
So you told him you want a divorce. I've been lancing my husband, yeah. He's pretty upset about it. Do you get on your moth to charge him with the lance? I feel like that's only right.
You're giving him a mercy killing from behind. You never do. Roll a total of three times. You get one advantage because you're on your moth's back. You get another advantage because you're surprising him. And I'll be honest, he doesn't see it coming. So roll a d20 three times and take the highest result. Did you pick a name for the moth yet, Nick?
20? You can stop rolling. No better number better than that. So I don't even need a dice roll for this. Even without smiting him, that is an insta-kill on High Priest Horngrim. I'm widowed. You are now a widower. What a hundred percent. Absolutely.
You've still got Little Shredder the Moth. And lest I forget, I also want to remind Norm the Barbarian, you have Magnus Steeltoe, a dwarf who came from the bar to hang out with you. He escorted us to the mountain, and now he's just having a good time drinking. And I also just want to remind you, because you may need to remember this, Ehrlich, you do have an imp.
Last time, I forgot about your implola. Lola may be the difference between life and death for you today, so just a reminder. But Greg, your husband is now dead. What would you like to do with the rest of your turn?
Oh, yes, you certainly could. Please roll for me either an insight skill check or perception, whichever skill you have. Do you have either of those?
Okay, then you would have a plus one from wisdom for investigating the crime scene here.
Just roll a d20 and you're adding plus one because you don't have either of those skills, just wisdom.
13 plus one is a 14. You're going to get one clue about this crime scene. What is the thing you want to know the most? What direction the killer escaped from? Ooh, interesting. You are now noticing that somehow maybe while we were resting and getting healed by your late husband, you are noticing someone must have snuck out of the room and gone down the very stairs that we are now going down.
So they're down here ahead of us, whoever killed Great Ulf and took the stepsister. Really good stuff.
That is going to bring us to Hippo Maximus next.
Yeah, tragic.
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