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Timm Woods

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

We do not see them anywhere. It's as though someone has maybe kidnapped.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

your stepsister perhaps it is unclear what has happened to them and you notice a blood stain you look under the bed the ogre's dead someone cut the ogre's throat and there are signs that you're there was some sort of a struggle here your sister appears to be missing i got a question so so someone cut the ogre's throat yes does anyone here have a sword uh

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

your stepsister perhaps it is unclear what has happened to them and you notice a blood stain you look under the bed the ogre's dead someone cut the ogre's throat and there are signs that you're there was some sort of a struggle here your sister appears to be missing i got a question so so someone cut the ogre's throat yes does anyone here have a sword uh

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

your stepsister perhaps it is unclear what has happened to them and you notice a blood stain you look under the bed the ogre's dead someone cut the ogre's throat and there are signs that you're there was some sort of a struggle here your sister appears to be missing i got a question so so someone cut the ogre's throat yes does anyone here have a sword uh

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I will also say that as we're kind of pondering the staircase downward deeper into the dungeon, there is another character showing up. We had left a few orcs alive. There had been a shaman, a blood shaman, who was no longer a threat or anything. But one orc opens up the door.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I will also say that as we're kind of pondering the staircase downward deeper into the dungeon, there is another character showing up. We had left a few orcs alive. There had been a shaman, a blood shaman, who was no longer a threat or anything. But one orc opens up the door.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I will also say that as we're kind of pondering the staircase downward deeper into the dungeon, there is another character showing up. We had left a few orcs alive. There had been a shaman, a blood shaman, who was no longer a threat or anything. But one orc opens up the door.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

to where all the dead orcs in the barracks are that you had cooked with your fireball, and this individual immediately starts talking really loudly. They seem like a particularly weak and flimsy orc that we could defeat easily, but he starts loudly saying, oh, what smells in here? There's some kind of, is that hamburgers? And he smells the bodies. No, not them. And he starts walking over to us.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

to where all the dead orcs in the barracks are that you had cooked with your fireball, and this individual immediately starts talking really loudly. They seem like a particularly weak and flimsy orc that we could defeat easily, but he starts loudly saying, oh, what smells in here? There's some kind of, is that hamburgers? And he smells the bodies. No, not them. And he starts walking over to us.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

to where all the dead orcs in the barracks are that you had cooked with your fireball, and this individual immediately starts talking really loudly. They seem like a particularly weak and flimsy orc that we could defeat easily, but he starts loudly saying, oh, what smells in here? There's some kind of, is that hamburgers? And he smells the bodies. No, not them. And he starts walking over to us.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

This orc just popped out of nowhere, and he starts sniffing us. It's not hamburgers I smell. And he starts to smell norm in particular. At this point, anybody can attack this guy, but he's acting like we're not going to do anything to him. And as he sniffs, he says, it's not hamburgers at all. I'm smelling sliders. My name's Poopy Stinks.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

This orc just popped out of nowhere, and he starts sniffing us. It's not hamburgers I smell. And he starts to smell norm in particular. At this point, anybody can attack this guy, but he's acting like we're not going to do anything to him. And as he sniffs, he says, it's not hamburgers at all. I'm smelling sliders. My name's Poopy Stinks.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

This orc just popped out of nowhere, and he starts sniffing us. It's not hamburgers I smell. And he starts to smell norm in particular. At this point, anybody can attack this guy, but he's acting like we're not going to do anything to him. And as he sniffs, he says, it's not hamburgers at all. I'm smelling sliders. My name's Poopy Stinks.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I can just smell sliders from pretty far away. I can smell the gods are favoring you all right now. You're using sliders right now. The gods are making things pretty easy for you, I can tell. Watch, the shaman taught me some blood magic.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I can just smell sliders from pretty far away. I can smell the gods are favoring you all right now. You're using sliders right now. The gods are making things pretty easy for you, I can tell. Watch, the shaman taught me some blood magic.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I can just smell sliders from pretty far away. I can smell the gods are favoring you all right now. You're using sliders right now. The gods are making things pretty easy for you, I can tell. Watch, the shaman taught me some blood magic.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

He takes a little needle and kind of like hits his palm, drips a drop of blood onto the wall, and all of a sudden, his blood starts to move around, riding on the wall. And it says in clear common tongue, player strength, high. And then underneath it, the word forms monster strength, low. And he points and says, you guys are using sliders right now.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

He takes a little needle and kind of like hits his palm, drips a drop of blood onto the wall, and all of a sudden, his blood starts to move around, riding on the wall. And it says in clear common tongue, player strength, high. And then underneath it, the word forms monster strength, low. And he points and says, you guys are using sliders right now.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

He takes a little needle and kind of like hits his palm, drips a drop of blood onto the wall, and all of a sudden, his blood starts to move around, riding on the wall. And it says in clear common tongue, player strength, high. And then underneath it, the word forms monster strength, low. And he points and says, you guys are using sliders right now.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

All the other people doing this adventure have been playing it hard mode. Do you want to play it hard or easy mode?