Tom Davis
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Because I'm like.
Because you can't be sitting around the house with a hard-on.
I can't be on the tube with one.
Yeah.
That's why I opened one the other day.
I was on the train.
I was like, what's this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, no, because the actual caption went, unlucky West, you know, sad to see West Ham go down.
No, genuinely.
I opened a picture and it was a picture of a dick.
Like, basically, this will put a smile on your face.
Yeah.
I don't think... Can I say, by the way, a French kiss feels, like, a bit different than... My husband says, absolutely, you can, but then he would say that, wouldn't he?
Easy.
Is jizz vegan, I guess, is the question.
I think it is, no.
I mean, I think if you've got a highly carnivorous diet, then it's obviously in you, isn't it?
You know what I mean?