Tom Sainsbury

Brie Thomasil, a woman who has the confidence of someone who's never once paused to think, is this actually interesting?

Brie Thomasall, whose only personality trait is Australian.

And then there's Clint, Clint Roberts, the second most famous Clint in New Zealand radio.

Clint Roberts, who, when you scroll through his Instagram, you're wondering, does he even get paid doing radio?

Because, what, he's an influencer for, what is this, Mercury Energy, Pet Insurance, Pepsi and Zed, Fussy Cat Pet Food, Samsung, Lego, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Clint Roberts, whose on-air stories leave you thinking, I guess you had to be there.

But hell, at least Clint looks good without a shirt on.

Can we see the next one, Claudia?

Take it down, go back to the, sorry, you've got the wrong Clint, sorry.

That's them individually, but together they are so much worse.

The Bree and Clint show.

There's no tired TikTok trend they haven't dragged back into our consciousness.

The Brie and Clint show, the embodiment of the belief that if you're good looking, you don't need any other redeeming qualities.

The Brie and Clint show, the only radio show in New Zealand where more people actually watch the live stream than actually listen to them on the radio, and that live stream is usually muted.

Have I personally found both Brie and Clint highly attractive at times?

Yes.

Do I have a punchline for this joke?

No.

Is this even a joke?

No.