Tom Sainsbury
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Podcast Appearances
Have I just made this whole evening awkward?
If I get invited back onto the Brie and Clint show sometime in the future, will it still be awkward?
And am I regretting mentioning how attractive I find Brie and Clint?
The Brie and Clint Show, where the poor hosts, Brie and Clint, have to plunder every aspect of their lives for content to talk about for three-minute installments for their ravenous listeners.
Is Brie actually getting married?
And are they actually expecting a baby?
Or is this some desperate ploy to have more listeners than the Edge Afternoons?
And how desperate are they going to get for content to keep the listenership engaged?
Will Bree and Clint revert to Shortland Street-style ploys?
Will Clint, much like Dr Chris Warner, have surprise triplets show up to enhance ratings?
Or will Bree have an accident and nasty fall and get amnesia and only remember Clint when he wafts a Bree and Clint Heartland hot honey chip under her nose?
And speaking of the Heartland hot and honey chip, I guess that was the only time that Bree and Clint had any taste.
In summation, I guess our biggest takeaway from this roast is that Bree and Clint are living proof that attractive people can fail upwards for years.
And that's inspiring because the rest of us, we've had to develop personalities.
We're back with more roasting in a sec.