Tony Johns
speaker
228 appearances
7 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard May 2025
Tony Johns’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Ahoy there, Talia. I be hearing that somebody named John wanted to give you a little message. Our matey, the sea be vast, but every day be a chance to chart the course worth of remembering. I'd be grateful that our ships be crossing, but not for our treasures, maybe of gold.
Oh, it's really bad.
So now, Curly's out here. Hear me out. I got a whole bag here full of photos. You know, 20 bones, you know. Nice. Cachevemos. And the bartender here at Curly's, I, you know, tried to give her a photo as a donation. You know, just to be nice, you know, a local nice man here. Yeah. Curly's, Auburn, New York. And she said, oh, no, we don't do that here. I said, what?
She said, oh, no, we don't do that here. I said, it's a donation. It's a photo for a donation. It's a donation. It's for the bar. A donation. You know what I'm saying?
She said, oh, no, you're 86 out there. Curlies, don't ever come back here again.
She said, oh, no, don't ever come back here again. You're 86. I said, yes, ma'am. Perfect. I'm going to walk out. I don't want no problems. I'm going to walk out. You'll never see me again in this bar. Adios, Curlies.
thanks cutie pie okay what's this one yeah i'm just uh just rolled out of bed literally i'm just uh waiting for the bus now just rolled out of bed fresh out of bed i gotta go grab me a few swigs and uh yeah i don't know i gotta get me uh gotta give me some laundry detergent i gotta give me a few a few loads done uh this afternoon so
Nice kickback day today, but I do, you know, just want to say I appreciate the bartender. Currently, she did apologize last night. She called me. And, hey, no worries, sweetie. I appreciate, you know, your subscription. You know, I really, really do. I really, really do appreciate your subscription 100%. You know, you're an absolute sweetheart. You're an absolute, you know, tall glass of water.
So thank you, sweetie.
Joe, Doc, I'm doing really good. Hey, bro, I got a whole bunch of donations. Yes, sir. And I'm walking back to my place here with the Little Caesars. A donation there? Yes, sir. It's a pretzel pizza and some Italian crazy bread. Nice. And, oh, yo, Tom, there's been a lot of craziness going on out here, brother.
Holy shit.
So... um my uh landlord uh still don't have any keys to my building and my uh it's craziness brother and i asked my landlord and the the manager there uh scott chaplin james myers i asked him several times to give me keys they wouldn't give me no keys man and enough's enough i needed to get in my building it's raining out here it's snowing out here right snowing
I ended up just having enough and just blowing down the whole door. Oh, shit. Enough's enough. Yes, sir. 35 Market Street. Enough's enough. I blew down the whole fucker and it's still a Monday, I believe.
Yes, sir. I was arrested and charged with criminal mischief.
Oh, yes, sir. Yep. So I go to court with these crazy guys on the 15th. And yes, sir.
I'm an honest man. I'm a straight shooter. See, like right now, Tom, I'm literally walking inside. You can walk in when you want to and you can leave when you want to. There ain't no locks no more because I ain't got no keys, brother. So you can come in when you want and you can leave. See, watch. See, I'm in the building now.
No, I can pay. It's just these guys have been treating me like garbage, man.
i'm a good dude i was assaulted by both of these crazy men i was yeah that's insane yeah that's yeah no that's what i'm saying dude so that's why i'm not like paying rent dude because dude there's there's been the feces left on my door i don't know like dog poo or chocolate or some craziness and i just passed out and i had enough and i said no no enough's enough you know and then i was assaulted and
Oh, yes, sir. To be honest, Tom, I'll be all right, man. You know what? They always keep the lights on at the Motel 6, sir. That's true. What about getting out of Auburn?
Man, I like it out here, man. You know, it's a struggle and I'm trying my hardest, Tom. I like it out here, man.
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