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Tony Johns

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684 total appearances

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

Ahoy there, Talia. I be hearing that somebody named John wanted to give you a little message. Our matey, the sea be vast, but every day be a chance to chart the course worth of remembering. I'd be grateful that our ships be crossing, but not for our treasures, maybe of gold.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

Ahoy there, Talia. I be hearing that somebody named John wanted to give you a little message. Our matey, the sea be vast, but every day be a chance to chart the course worth of remembering. I'd be grateful that our ships be crossing, but not for our treasures, maybe of gold.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

Ahoy there, Talia. I be hearing that somebody named John wanted to give you a little message. Our matey, the sea be vast, but every day be a chance to chart the course worth of remembering. I'd be grateful that our ships be crossing, but not for our treasures, maybe of gold.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

Oh, it's really bad.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

Oh, it's really bad.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

Oh, it's really bad.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

So now, Curly's out here. Hear me out. I got a whole bag here full of photos. You know, 20 bones, you know. Nice. Cachevemos. And the bartender here at Curly's, I, you know, tried to give her a photo as a donation. You know, just to be nice, you know, a local nice man here. Yeah. Curly's, Auburn, New York. And she said, oh, no, we don't do that here. I said, what?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

So now, Curly's out here. Hear me out. I got a whole bag here full of photos. You know, 20 bones, you know. Nice. Cachevemos. And the bartender here at Curly's, I, you know, tried to give her a photo as a donation. You know, just to be nice, you know, a local nice man here. Yeah. Curly's, Auburn, New York. And she said, oh, no, we don't do that here. I said, what?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

So now, Curly's out here. Hear me out. I got a whole bag here full of photos. You know, 20 bones, you know. Nice. Cachevemos. And the bartender here at Curly's, I, you know, tried to give her a photo as a donation. You know, just to be nice, you know, a local nice man here. Yeah. Curly's, Auburn, New York. And she said, oh, no, we don't do that here. I said, what?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, we don't do that here. I said, it's a donation. It's a photo for a donation. It's a donation. It's for the bar. A donation. You know what I'm saying?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, we don't do that here. I said, it's a donation. It's a photo for a donation. It's a donation. It's for the bar. A donation. You know what I'm saying?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, we don't do that here. I said, it's a donation. It's a photo for a donation. It's a donation. It's for the bar. A donation. You know what I'm saying?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, you're 86 out there. Curlies, don't ever come back here again.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, you're 86 out there. Curlies, don't ever come back here again.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, you're 86 out there. Curlies, don't ever come back here again.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, don't ever come back here again. You're 86. I said, yes, ma'am. Perfect. I'm going to walk out. I don't want no problems. I'm going to walk out. You'll never see me again in this bar. Adios, Curlies.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, don't ever come back here again. You're 86. I said, yes, ma'am. Perfect. I'm going to walk out. I don't want no problems. I'm going to walk out. You'll never see me again in this bar. Adios, Curlies.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

She said, oh, no, don't ever come back here again. You're 86. I said, yes, ma'am. Perfect. I'm going to walk out. I don't want no problems. I'm going to walk out. You'll never see me again in this bar. Adios, Curlies.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

thanks cutie pie okay what's this one yeah i'm just uh just rolled out of bed literally i'm just uh waiting for the bus now just rolled out of bed fresh out of bed i gotta go grab me a few swigs and uh yeah i don't know i gotta get me uh gotta give me some laundry detergent i gotta give me a few a few loads done uh this afternoon so

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

thanks cutie pie okay what's this one yeah i'm just uh just rolled out of bed literally i'm just uh waiting for the bus now just rolled out of bed fresh out of bed i gotta go grab me a few swigs and uh yeah i don't know i gotta get me uh gotta give me some laundry detergent i gotta give me a few a few loads done uh this afternoon so