Tony Johns
speaker
228 appearances
7 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard May 2025
Tony Johns’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So it's pretty crazy. The cop on Sunday morning told me that if I wanted to, you know, and I need to get in the building, and the owner, you know, cannot give me keys, and the landlord cannot give me keys, that I can, you know, break into the building. Yeah, you know, I got to get into my building, you know. I got a candle burning. I got to do what I got to do.
There's a door. Nobody's letting me in. There's a sledge off to the side. I'm going to now be entering the building. I'm not a violent dude. I just have to get my items. It's a bad charge. So I blew out the candle. Yes, candle was burning. Worker.
Tony, you're getting arrested? Dude, that's fucked up. Damn, Tony. Dude, that's fucked up. Yo, free Tony, man.
Shit. That's fucked up. Yo, you still owe me an autograph, man. Yeah, dog. Where, out there? Oh, shit, you got me?
I'm from New York, just got arrested an hour ago, and this is why I love New York. I got arrested an hour ago, and I'm now released. And why I got arrested was because I ended up blowing down my landlord's door, the building door, just because he wouldn't let me in. He wouldn't give me any keys. So I got arrested an hour ago, and I'm back in the bar. I'm a free man. We out here in New York, baby.
Bell Reform. Back on the streets an hour later. There we go, watching the game. Florida. Florida, baby. Come on. Let's go. Worker.
So here's, here's what's going on. My name is Jason Vukovich, and for those of you that are new to this channel or don't know me, I was sentenced to 23 years in prison for tracking down and assaulting men that had crimes against children. And since that day, I've been known as the Alaskan Avenger.
And now my life has been given purpose by uplifting young ones and helping families whose children have been assaulted.
I got to tell you, it feels pretty good to get up in the morning and not be in prison anymore. Now, when me and the boys were doing time, we used to think to ourselves, man, it would be dope if Alaska did conjugal visits, wouldn't it? I'd have my girl come right now. But there's a lot of dudes you do time with that shouldn't be around any girl at all, much less an older woman.
And then, hmm, wait a minute. What? Now, let me break this down for you. I think I'm going to need to put on my shades. Now God bless this sweet woman, but this is David Brinson, who was doing multiple life sentences with no chance of parole, plus 20 years, because he's a mass murderer.
And when you live like this for the rest of your life, let me tell you what you tell a woman that's giving you some attention. Anything you can to get her to come in for the conjugal visit. And from the heart, God bless this sweet woman who has now passed away, but check it out. Ladies, don't go do conjugal visits with mass murderers inside penitentiaries, because you know why?
They might do things like strangle you, cut you up into little pieces. They might even cut your scalp off and try to put it on and escape out of the prison.
And you know what? For sure, rest in peace to that poor lady who went to see the mass murderer and got strangled. Damn, how come I couldn't get a conjugal visit when I was down? I guarantee she would have left sticky and confused and very happy.
Oh shit. Is this 618 in the morning? It's Monday morning, I gotta go to work. Oh my god, is it Monday morning already? We're going to do this again. And this might seem basic to you, but if you're out there, even if you got one of these, always brush your teeth.
Makes you look good.
Help you out in job interviews. Now, even though I'm just a tatted up middle-aged guy, I do care about style. So which one do you think goes better with sawdust? This one or this one? Yeah, you're totally right. I'm going to go with this one. Now, tell the truth. Is it weird that I vacuum my room before I go to work? I like it clean when I come home.
Yeah.
How's it going, everybody? So there was a little situation here at Walmart. A co-worker...
has now threatened me with my life. A coworker has now told me that he is going to snap my fucking neck. I am very, very scared right now.
I don't know what's going to happen. But a coworker has now threatened me with my life, saying that he is going to snap my neck. I'm very, very nervous, very, very scared for my safety. I don't know. It's very, very scary. And this is a big boy. This is a big man. So one of the things about Tony John's, I like Tony John's a lot. Yes, of course.
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