Trevor Evarts

Shut the fuck up! I couldn't throw it away. It's thousands of years old. I couldn't give it back. I would have been in unbelievable trouble. If I gave it back now, it would look strange that it's turned up after all this time in the same town by someone who went to the same school. I've never told anyone about this figurine. No one else has ever seen it.

Shut the fuck up! I couldn't throw it away. It's thousands of years old. I couldn't give it back. I would have been in unbelievable trouble. If I gave it back now, it would look strange that it's turned up after all this time in the same town by someone who went to the same school. I've never told anyone about this figurine. No one else has ever seen it.

I have no idea what I'll ever do with it, but that's my confession. Museum thief of an ancient artifact at seven years old.

I have no idea what I'll ever do with it, but that's my confession. Museum thief of an ancient artifact at seven years old.

I have several thoughts. Okay, first, right off the bat, I think it's dumb to be passing around an ancient artifact to a bunch of children. Like, someone could drop it, throw it. Seven years old.

I have several thoughts. Okay, first, right off the bat, I think it's dumb to be passing around an ancient artifact to a bunch of children. Like, someone could drop it, throw it. Seven years old.

I get it. I get the temptation. Whenever I'm at a museum, I want to touch things too. I think shit should just be kept behind glass because it's going to, over time, be worn down or broken. I would have eaten it. Yeah. And gained its powers. Second thing, more important. This kid's worried about the museum. He's worried about people.

I get it. I get the temptation. Whenever I'm at a museum, I want to touch things too. I think shit should just be kept behind glass because it's going to, over time, be worn down or broken. I would have eaten it. Yeah. And gained its powers. Second thing, more important. This kid's worried about the museum. He's worried about people.

I'm like, you're not worried about any ancient Egyptian curses that you have on you. Like, dude, you might have... all of a raw is pissed at you, okay? Dude, he's Moon Knight now. This is?

I'm like, you're not worried about any ancient Egyptian curses that you have on you. Like, dude, you might have... all of a raw is pissed at you, okay? Dude, he's Moon Knight now. This is?

Yeah, or he's got powers.

Yeah, or he's got powers.

There's a way that he could come out a hero, go to Egypt, take it back to where it belongs.

There's a way that he could come out a hero, go to Egypt, take it back to where it belongs.

He starts hearing a voice that's like, return me. And he's like, oh, I need to go to the museum. He's like, no. You need to take me back to my tomb.

He starts hearing a voice that's like, return me. And he's like, oh, I need to go to the museum. He's like, no. You need to take me back to my tomb.

Could you imagine being a task rabbit, just like, just take this, don't worry about it. And it's an ancient artifact. I'd be like, no fucking way, man.

Could you imagine being a task rabbit, just like, just take this, don't worry about it. And it's an ancient artifact. I'd be like, no fucking way, man.

I've said it before how I'm like, oh, I'm such a skeptic. Like, I don't necessarily believe hardcore and ghosts. But I'm not fucking with this shit.

I've said it before how I'm like, oh, I'm such a skeptic. Like, I don't necessarily believe hardcore and ghosts. But I'm not fucking with this shit.