Trevor Evarts

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719 appearances 12 recordings 3 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 5 Sep

Trevor Evarts’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories · Why Would You Post This Online?? | Reading Reddit Stories · 25 Jan 2025 podcast

I'm a sucker for accents, so listening to him just talk always got me off, but I realized he has been secretly complaining about me. To me, the complaints aren't big. He hates how long I take in the shower and the fact I eat all the Nutella before he can get some. He hates that I stomp around like a monkey in the mornings and wake him up.

It takes everything within me not to laugh while he's balls deep in me. Calling me an obnoxious monkey and complaining about my cold feet touching him in the middle of the night. What? No. I love this man so much I can't wait to marry him.

as dirty talk, so he's saying it in a sexy way. Wow.

My confusion is, Nutella, she had to have heard Nutella. It's not like there's a French word for Nutella. That's a brand. He's like, oh, Nutella. She's like, yo, you just said Nutella.

What is she?

You think it's a red flag?

I think that's fair.

He is saying it to her face.

Directly at her. He's saying it to a lot of things. This is crazy. And they're not bad complaints. They're complaints he could just actually have a conversation with her. Or just accept. Those are things that you don't necessarily have to change.

That is also the question. Is this like his thing?

I think it can read as a little disrespectful. I think that's fair.

I think it's pretty bold of him, borderline stupid, that they've been together for three years and he thinks she hasn't picked up on anything. People pick up on it eventually. By the tone of this story, I wonder if she has talked to him, if it's resolved. She's just telling this funny story now.

We have an edit for context here, so sort of an update, more info. Okay, I'm clearing some things up because for some reason people are starting to send me threats and I can't reply to all the comments.

Yeah, that's to be expected. Threats about what? I know, man. You shouldn't have learned French.

You're a witch and a whore. That's actually probably where it's coming from. It's not just mean shit. He says loving things too. However, that's not as funny as him being pissed off about not getting any Nutella, lol. I don't, one, I don't purposefully wake him up. What he's referring to with me waking him up, stomping around, is I wear heels to work.

Sometimes the clicking of the heels when I'm leaving wakes him up. He's a super light sleeper and I typically don't put my heels on until I'm outside the front door. to avoid this, but sometimes I'm just in a rush. Two, he didn't call it Nutella, but referred to it as something along the lines of bread spread, and it's the only spread we have because neither of us like jams or jellies.

Three, I don't eat all of it all the time. Sometimes I just happen to be the one that finishes off the jar. However, I'm not a gluttonous pig, as some of you have called me, just because I sometimes get the last serving, Jesus Christ.

Something interesting to me is that whenever people post on Reddit, I assume like, oh, you post on Reddit a lot, or you read Reddit a lot if you're posting on Reddit, and people are always taken aback by like insane responses. And I'm like, do you not read Reddit? I'm like, But I think what happens is when people post their own post, that's the first time they're reading all of the comments.

And on Reddit or anywhere, the top comments are usually cool or funny or whatever. But you go down into the pits, you're gonna start to see, it's like Coruscant when you're going way down. It's like you don't wanna go down there. There's always gonna be someone who's gonna be just saying something mean. They're just lurking, they're just saying mean things on every post.

That's actually a really good thought.

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