Trevor Evarts

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719 appearances 12 recordings 3 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 5 Sep

Trevor Evarts’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories · Why Would You Post This Online?? | Reading Reddit Stories · 25 Jan 2025 podcast

I don't know. Okay, that could be it. He starts complaining. It's like he distracts himself. Yeah. Smart. I don't know. Just saying. He's like bread spread, bread spread, bread spread. Pretty unsexy. Comments that were not horrible. This is the Frenchest thing I've ever read. She should wait 20 years from now and tell him she learned French 20 years ago in French.

Then never speak another word of French. Dirty talk is a talent. Not sounding awkward and taking yourself or your partner out of it is hard. My guess is that he's using the language barrier as a crutch. He can put that good venom in his tone because he's actually saying something critical, but he can just say regular shit since he thinks you can't understand him.

Someone else said, LOL, this was funny. I'm sure some people are gonna get their undies in a wad over it and say break up or something, but complaining about your cold feet touching him is hilarious to me. I half expected you to say he's complained about how you say croissant whilst taking you to pound town, LOL.

I love a Reddit joke. I love that people got so upset about this. That's hilarious.

That was my assumption. People talk about like, oh, dirty talk is hard. I'm like, I don't, like, yes, but it makes me wonder, that's just so specific. That sounds like him trying to distract himself. I think it's a good theory. It's a good strat, honestly.

Okay, we're done.

Our next story. I made a comment to my ex-husband when we signed our divorce, and his girlfriend now accuses me of being the reason he didn't propose to her on Christmas. Okay, let's get into this. Hello and Happy New Year. My ex-husband and I, both in our late 40s, had a real love story for 17 years. He was my world and I loved everything about him.

I thought he loved me too, but about two years ago, for about two months, he changed. The change was so palpable that I knew it in my heart that it was another woman. He stopped kissing me good morning or good night, stopped asking me on dates, and always declined when I did. He didn't doze off with his head in my lap to a movie every evening, always missing the end. Now he sat on the other couch.

He stopped saying he loved me and he stopped texting me during the day. I didn't know what to do other than wait and see. And sure enough, after two months, he told me he was in love and wanted a divorce. I was heartbroken but I couldn't do anything about it. I would never beg someone to love me no matter how much I loved them. He moved out and started the divorce.

His new girlfriend, early 30s, moved in with him not long after. My ex-husband is very successful and our divorce was finalized a couple of weeks ago. I haven't seen my ex-husband much since he moved out. I don't know what got into me. I have kept civil and prideful during the separation. I was surprised that he was with his lawyer because I thought he just signed and didn't need to be there.

I signed and then I looked at him for the first time in two years and just without giving myself the time to stop and keep my dignity, I smiled and said that he now lost the last woman who he would know for sure ever loved and saw him for him and not for his money or assets. He too was smiling at first, probably relieved that I finally was fine enough to look at him again.

He complained to our son that I never looked at him anymore. His smile faltered and turned into a shock. Then he started crying. I was terrified of what I did and just left, almost running. I got a text from his girlfriend this morning with many insults about me, my character, and my looks and age because he was supposed to have proposed on Christmas with all the family present, but he didn't.

He now refuses to talk about it with her or any of her family and she means that it was my fault. I ruined their relationship. I blocked her, but I can't help but wonder if I really did ruin their relationship. I even wonder if I care. All I know is that he looked so old and pathetic. I wonder if I ever really knew him or loved him.

I mean. You know. She got him. Good for her. Yeah. I mean, this is pretty blatant.

Yeah. No, she was Angela Bassett in that moment. In that very moment, she became Angela Bassett.

I also think that the way she phrased it is, because it sounds like he had an absolute midlife crisis and is super insecure, and to hear like, she's like, I did love you for you, but now you've thrown that away and you've screwed your life up irreparably. And I think he clearly recognizes that's the truth. and lost it in that moment, because yeah, that is probably the case.

Yeah, she seems very smart. I mean, yeah, when people cheat, I feel like the signs are typically very clear, she knew this was coming before it even happened. I mean, this is about as bad as it gets as far as how he's going about it. And I just think it hit him how blatantly he did this and how he can't ever take this back and he has to live with this for the rest of his life.

This new relationship is not gonna last. Statistically, they don't. And especially now with the Seat of Doubt in his head, he now knows. I wouldn't be shocked if there were, actually no, he's probably too prideful to ever go back to her and ask or try to make that work.

It's wild after 17 years too, but. I don't know, it makes me question, like I believe their relationship for all those years, like what she's saying, but it's also just like, man, that flip is so wild.

Or like post-success change. It is, but it's also why I think doing work on yourself is important, even if your life is fine in so many ways, because there's those underlying things that you don't address that then, once you hit a part in your life where that kind of gets uncovered. It's almost like when you dig up an old ancient relic or something and then this curse is released.

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