Trevor Evarts

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719 appearances 12 recordings 3 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 5 Sep

Trevor Evarts’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories · Why Would You Post This Online?? | Reading Reddit Stories · 25 Jan 2025 podcast

I think that happens with people sometimes. Where it's like, oh, you're fine for decades and then suddenly, for some reason, something comes out.

Or you were covering it up or it just wasn't being challenged yet or it wasn't coming out.

This was his own battle, right? This was his own thing. He clearly found this new relationship to prove something to himself. Prove his own worth to himself. Yeah, he's probably just insecure.

It probably also was a wake-up call of, oh, I actually am not in love with this new person. This was all just a ruse to make myself feel good

No, but what he can't ever get again, it's true, is that she loved him from before he was successful. Now he's going to be a 50-year-old man with a lot of money and like just his whole life. And never know. He can never get that again because he does have money now.

He's always going to question that. He lost his day one shorty.

That was a huge bummer for us.

Yeah. Comments, you can't ruin something that was already broken. Let's be honest, if he was so sure in their relationship enough to end your marriage, a simple remark from you should have been brushed off. The fact that it hit him so hard means he had doubts to begin with.

Someone else said, can we take a moment to appreciate the pettiness of a man who ended a 17-year marriage complaining about the woman he hurt not wanting to look at him? Someone else said, how could you resist not texting back? I wouldn't get hung up on him proposing. He doesn't take marriage vows seriously anyways. Someone said, you're better than me.

Happy New Year, O.P. Hey, O.P.

It always, it will never stop blowing my mind when people cheat just that they think it's all good. That he's just like, why won't you look at me? It's like, I don't know, man. What did you just do?

You guys are killing it. Good job over there. All right, our next story. This comes from the subreddit Confession. Someone wrote, I stole from a museum as a child, and I don't mean from the gift shop.

When I was a child, around seven or eight, I went on a school trip to a museum that had an ancient Egypt exhibit running. The museum staff allowed the class to look at some old relics, passing them around in a circle. I remember looking at this little greeny slash blue colored figurine of a goddess with a hippo head. I really liked it.

Without a second thought, I put it in my pocket and took it home with me. I remember playing scenarios in my head of how I could give it back without getting caught, but I couldn't see a way out of it. The museum became angrier. The assemblies grew more pressing. Letters went home to all parents. Parents were called in of naughty children who could have possibly done it.

Finally, everyone calmed down. They realized they weren't getting it back. I got away with it. The problem is I'm now 31 and I still have the figurine.

Shut the fuck up! I couldn't throw it away. It's thousands of years old. I couldn't give it back. I would have been in unbelievable trouble. If I gave it back now, it would look strange that it's turned up after all this time in the same town by someone who went to the same school. I've never told anyone about this figurine. No one else has ever seen it.

I have no idea what I'll ever do with it, but that's my confession. Museum thief of an ancient artifact at seven years old.

I have several thoughts. Okay, first, right off the bat, I think it's dumb to be passing around an ancient artifact to a bunch of children. Like, someone could drop it, throw it. Seven years old.

I get it. I get the temptation. Whenever I'm at a museum, I want to touch things too. I think shit should just be kept behind glass because it's going to, over time, be worn down or broken. I would have eaten it. Yeah. And gained its powers. Second thing, more important. This kid's worried about the museum. He's worried about people.

I'm like, you're not worried about any ancient Egyptian curses that you have on you. Like, dude, you might have... all of a raw is pissed at you, okay? Dude, he's Moon Knight now. This is?

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