Trevor Evarts

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719 appearances 12 recordings 3 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 5 Sep

Trevor Evarts’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Yeah, or he's got powers.

There's a way that he could come out a hero, go to Egypt, take it back to where it belongs.

He starts hearing a voice that's like, return me. And he's like, oh, I need to go to the museum. He's like, no. You need to take me back to my tomb.

Could you imagine being a task rabbit, just like, just take this, don't worry about it. And it's an ancient artifact. I'd be like, no fucking way, man.

I've said it before how I'm like, oh, I'm such a skeptic. Like, I don't necessarily believe hardcore and ghosts. But I'm not fucking with this shit.

Yeah, but it was waiting for thousands of years. It can wait a little longer. Who knows? Who knows when it's going to pop off?

No, no, I'm getting rid of it. Like I said, if I am in his boat, I'm either dropping it off at the museum and just, not even with a letter, just dropping it off, just leaving it somewhere where it's going to be safe and it's going to be found. Or, I'm not kidding, go to Egypt and like... Go, take it.

Yeah, that'll work.

Or you could bring it back and you could be like, I've kept this safe for 15 years.

Museums specialize in dead people, so that's kind of their thing. Some comments, how wouldn't they notice that they didn't get it back after passing it around? I feel like they wouldn't let you leave until they found it. OP said, you would think so, wouldn't you? But obviously someone wasn't paying enough attention to what came back. They had contacted the school by the next morning, though.

Someone said, I want this to be a movie where the figure has the spirit of an ancient pharaoh that possesses the one who took it, and they have to share a body. Every now and then, Pharaoh gets control of the body and has to adapt to modern society. That's actually the plot of Yu-Gi-Oh!, Someone said, museum worker here, I believe this story.

Artifacts without provenance, meaning good records of where they are from, are often used as touchable education items. We have a 3,000 year old knife in a volunteer cart. It was found by someone on their land years ago, but they didn't remember where. This means for research purposes, it's not a good item to keep in our collections.

Others are also correct that there are some things, like ancient pottery, are so plentiful that some can be sacrificed to public education without taking away from our collective historical knowledge. If it were me, I'd send it back. Depending on the museum's size, they probably don't have the resources to do a lot of police work and would probably be more relieved than anything.

Someone lastly said, take it to, someone said, take it on Antiques Roadshow. Say you found it at a yard sale. Someone else said, or take it back to Egypt. They probably wouldn't mind a vague backstory. There we go. We have a mini update. Just let everyone know, thanks to your comments, I did the right thing and returned the figurine to the museum. I did it anonymously from a different city.

I hope they receive it. I feel a lot better. Thank you. We are Theresa and Nemo and that's why we switched to Shopify.

Left my crops.

And I finally can see the sun.

Yeah, he's the grandpa from Courage the Cowardly Dog, we found out. I love that story.

That's awesome. It is always trippy to me how you think artifacts from ancient civilizations are so rare, but I guess there is stuff that is so common.

years from now. I treasure all ceramics.

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