Trixie Mattel

Something bad happened to me where I just don't use phones anymore.

2026 is about not going on X anymore.

And I'm not talking about Twitter because I've finally reconciled the fact that it is X. Right.

Because the past few days I've gone on there.

Porn?

No, no, no.

The posts that I've seen are so... Targeted ads?

No, no, no.

It's either vile absurdity.

Me.

Like throbbing boner eroticism you.

no no no like it's just a bunch of shit makes me depressed right it's stupid it's not like world events that keep me like up to date it's like shitty people doing shitty things stupid people posting stupid crap stuff that's not true stuff that's outdated it's all bullshit and it makes me so depressed right and that's what I honestly have been kind of grappling with you and I are tech I mean are we are we content creators I guess we are

No no no no no no no.

Yeah.

I don't want to know about the David Beckham, the Romeo Beckham and Nicola thing feud, but I do.

And I, and I'm like, and I have opinions about it and I don't want to have opinions about

It's stupid crap like that.

It's just taking up space where I could literally have just looked out at the sunset or literally just jerked off.

Honestly, anything.

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