Trixie Mattel

Hi, it's me, Kachi Zamboni, professional figure skater, Olympic athlete, emotional wreck.

Picture this, it's the 2026 Olympics in Milan.

Outside the arena, a gentle snow is falling as fans snack on Cacio e Pepe as they wait in line with their tickets.

Inside, the lights are blinding as I make my way to the center of the ice.

My heart is thumping, the judges are watching intently, and my posterior looks fabulous in my brand new crimson and black sequined outfit.

As I push off the ice, ready for a quadruple lutz into a flying camel spin, suddenly it hits me.

The terror.

The cold sweat.

The realization that I am on my last pair of contacts.

Or worse, I've lost them entirely and must face the judges in my ugly ancient crooked glasses from my forgotten drawer in Ohio, where I escaped poverty to perform on the biggest stage in sports.

How does one spot the landing on a triple toe loop when the world is a watercolor blur?

How can I sell the drama of a step sequence when I cannot see my mom weeping for me in the third row?

The panic used to own me.

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So when I take the ice, I see every edge, every judge, every tear.

I even see my fiercest competitor trying to make me fall with her mind like some sort of witch.