Trixie
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4,281 appearances
29 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Trixie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Can I reveal something?
Oh, yes. Okay. I'll hold my other thought, which isn't going to make sense later. Get back there.
Don't talk about it now.
Okay. So earlier, after you honked at me on the road and then cooled down in the back.
Sorry about the finger too.
It's okay. I deserved it. I didn't get my shit together. And you told me so. And so Katya was talking to me about how she's re-interior designing her car and herself because it's very expensive to hire the hardworking interior designers that deserve every penny.
They're like, you know, there's sawing, there's loud noise. And I was saying, you need to leave.
Because it's acknowledging the current ask is to deal with a little noise.
You don't have to give them an answer of the end date. I just think, sorry about the ongoing noise.
That's what you would say that holding the chocolates and the champagne.
Yeah. I would say do it during and you really, can I tell you when I moved into my building, my condo building, I was renovating before I moved in. And one day they caught me in the elevator. My neighbor, she was like, um, I said, Oh, so they were like, um, I said, Oh, I'm moving next door to you. And then she goes, are you the one who's been renovating? Oh my God. What has been over?
It's been 24 hours a day. And I can know for a fact, it's not 24 hours a day. And also I'm the only one in this building who doesn't have a bunch of kids and a bunch of dogs. And I don't, you never even hear me. Yeah. So all you bitches, I'm sorry, a couple months of clink, clink, clink, hi-ho. Is that how long it was? It's not compared to your dog flipping out every time I get off the elevator.
A couple months is a long time. Lisa Vanderpump says everything takes twice as long and costs twice as much. That I agree with, but shit. It's true.
You never know either. It sounds to me like you're approaching your neighbors from a place of real insecurity. You're ready for a fight. You're ready for people to be mean to you. What if they're excited that you made any contact at all?
I don't think that that's the case. I think the consideration of, Hey, I just wanted to, you know, I wanted to, um, address the situation. Yeah. I want to open up the, you should make an apology video. Oh, YouTube apology video. That's right. And then send it to them.
Or what about, what if they think they're watching apology video and then you stand up and it's a live feed and then you kind of walk in Chris Hansen style. That's right. And arrest them.
Or what if, in your note, you say, and for forgiveness and for further happy relationships, I would like to offer to pay for your renovation.
I think there's an easy solution here, which is you have a friend here and a very beloved America's sweetheart. Everyone loves her. What if you kind of show up and kind of do like a, what are you doing this afternoon? That would be cunty. That would be cunty.
I would cunt it up so hard for you. outside their door. I could be like, I could even like through the wall be like, God, it sounds so good in here. What is this cool beat?
And what if you kind of are in a nice outfit and you walk in and you go, that's right, it's me. American sweetheart Kristen Schaal and I'm the one doing the noise and I want to say sorry and I want to cut you all a check for $300,000 it's starting to sound like extreme home makeover where you show up at someone's house and give them money to renovate yeah love that bus yeah love it okay
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