Trixie

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4,281 appearances 29 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard 24 Feb

Trixie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And my eye was open and got scratched.

So not only do I have... I go home from this surgery...

Like, there's so much bandage wrapped all the way around me.

My butt is mailboxes, et cetera.

It is basically taped shut with packaging everywhere.

And they said, you're going to want to just keep this on for like a full day.

Try not to go to the bathroom if you can.

I go, great.

Great.

Try not to go to the bathroom at all.

And I'm coming out of anesthesia.

I go, I can't see.

My eyes scratched.

I know what it feels like to have a scratched eye.

I was like, my eyes scratched.

Apparently it's super common.

They have to tape your eyes shut.

I don't think my eyes were taped shut.

It was awful.

So I'm pissed because obviously I just had to make my butthole cut open.

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