Trixie
speaker
4,281 appearances
29 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Trixie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, they don't die.
They don't die.
And also, they're in a cage.
They don't die?
Why would you put that bird in a cage? Well, apparently, we've lived to 90 years old.
Oh, no, Mary. No, get out of here. Even like a budgie from PetSmart can live like 18 years. No, thank you. Get out of here.
I mean, and then my whole thing is like my parents had a bird that they brought back from Hawaii, like a cocktail.
Are they smuggling exotic animals?
I don't know. I don't want to get it. I don't know why it was there. I think they bought it from a pet store and brought it back and then it sat there. And I hope they don't. I don't want to hurt their feelings, but I hated it. It broke my heart because it was in a cage.
You knew why the cage birds sing.
And then at the end of its life, when we found it, it was on the bottom of its cage with its wings spread.
Like, that was its sign to us.
You assholes.
I'm supposed to be like this, but in the sky. And I'm like this on the ground in my shit cage.
One time, this was leaving L.A., somebody had, you know they have the Marshall support animals? Somebody had a bird and they took it out on the plane. What? What did they do with it?
No, they didn't.
And it was like, this is weird. But then I was like, no, it's not. The bird is in the sky. We shouldn't be here. That's a good point. We're weird. That's a good point. Right?
This is your plane now.
So I went up to the front of the plane. I opened the door and I said, let her speak. Let her fly. Thank you.
Let her fly this plane. She knows more about flying than you, sir.
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