Trixie
speaker
4,281 appearances
29 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Trixie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Well, we're going to Santa Barbara to speak to the children about their futures. Like, yeah. Should we do like a what not to do? I think I've already done that.
There's usually at these college events, there's a non-binary person who gets it, who asks funny questions. Yeah.
I'm going to let AI write it. Ran through. Chat GPT. Oh, my God. Wait. Did you see this? Do you know Linda McMahon?
She used to be, I believe, a manager for wrestling. WWF, Linda McMahon.
What? So she's now the Secretary of Education of the United States, which you might not know.
So it went from Tracy DeVos to... Promoter, Linda McMahon from WWF videos of people hitting each other with chairs and stuff. You can't think of, I mean, what better candidate could you think of? We long for the days of Betsy DeVos. Yeah. We miss how on the ball she was.
My God. Because she watched a show about a teacher once. Yeah. So now we got Linda McMahon who I guess whenever she needs to solve a problem is going to hit someone with a chair.
I don't climb to the top of something, jump off. So I brought an audio for you because this is Linda McMahon, who is now our secretary of education, United States. And she is on the world stage discussing the involvement of AI, artificial intelligence. Right. And she gets on the microphone and she talks about it. And I swear to God, I swear to God in front of the world. This is what she says.
What she's calling it A1. She doesn't even know that it's AI. Swear to God. Swear to God. A1 steak sauce.
She wants steak sauce. She's saying maybe we should embrace. I think she's trying to say kind of embrace AI and let it do some of our pre-K teaching.
The Secretary of Education of the United States.
Doesn't even bother to brief themselves on what AI is. Not only what it stands for, but what is the difference between I and one?
We live in the worst timeline possible. And sometimes things like that happen. And I'm like, maybe you and I are geniuses.
Do you know how bad I wish that aliens would show up and like signs they would pick me up with the wrist with the little poison things? Right in the face. Just kill me. Yeah.
And you know, I always wanted to go to Santa Barbara. You did? But I don't think we're going to have the experience I wanted because I wanted gorgeous beaches.
I wanted to go sit on a porch and have like a wine jam. Yes. You wanted to sprinkle some dried flowers. I wanted to use kind of like spices and kind of wear an Afghan and write a book. And instead we're going to the college.
Well, okay. Can I say, I think that what she's doing is kind of sweet, but full body chills. Full body chills. What happens if you fuck? You explode? I have full body chills.
Mama, they want you so bad and they will never. They will never. I was watching this Martha Stewart clip the other day and she took, she served chilled vodka. Okay. And she took an emptied out milk crate, like a not wooden, paper milk crate, right? Old style. Okay. And then she put a bottle of vodka in there and filled it to the top with water and put in flowers and
So then when she was serving it, she's serving a bottle of vodka frozen in a block of ice with dried with flowers in it.
I have full body chills. But I think that's a cunty way to serve vodka. And frankly, Martha is doing it in the way that the girls that the Markles can't. It's not Markle Stewart.
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