Trixie
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4,281 appearances
29 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Trixie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And $400 hot dogs will have been eaten. Yeah. So let's just do it. So I went and got in drag. I did my lovely little video I was working on. Went, you know, did the show. And for my hour-long set, I ran the visuals off the computer while I DJed. So I'm running the visuals on the screen and playing the songs, whatever. Went so well. The energy was so good. It was 98 degrees.
98 degrees, but it actually was so dry, it wasn't that bad, if you can imagine.
I guarantee the people in the audience are hotter. Yeah, sweating their butts off. If you're on the stage, you're getting a breeze. The do lab stage was beautiful. All the pictures, the flowing fabrics. It looks sensational. What a career highlight. And I, you know, um, did it for the glory and, and it got the paycheck.
Bitch. An article came out that said, like, Coachella goers pissed over $100 meals. And the picture is me from the back.
Oh, God. We got this amazing new costume from Amy that's painted on pleather. It was so cool. It fit like a glove. We go to zip it for the first time. The zipper... I haven't even worn it yet. It's not even on my body. We did one fitting. It's not even on my body. We zip it down. The zipper goes off the track. It hits the ground. I'm on the tour bus. The show's in 20 minutes. I go...
So then I put on a real corset under it. Okay. And then the one in the costume becomes just decorative. Oh, I see. So luckily we had a corset or it would not have fit because, you know. What would you have done? Nude. I brought back up costumes. Okay. But I had that made for Coachella.
But I did see videos on TikTok of straight people watching me, filming themselves going, and throwing shoes and stuff. Throwing shoes? Like, shut up, fagging Abel. Like, you know, man. like groups of like college age, Caucasian men being like making a scene out of like, yeah, since you're on stage and I'm here, I have to cheat out to the group and go like, yeah, just so you all know, that's gross.
But I would say to them, one of us is paying to be here. And the other one of us has a free acai bowl waiting for them off stage. So who's the winner? Who's the winner? And the devil laughs. And the devil laughs. I got a free veggie burger. And I went up and I said this. By the do lab stage. Oh, okay. I said, this veggie burger was really good. And this evil twink turns around and goes, really?
I don't even know what I'm doing. I go, work. But also the truth is with veggie burgers, you can't poison someone. No. Worst thing that can happen is it's too cooked or not cooked enough.
But it was delicious. It's vegetables. I haven't had a burger without cheese in a long time. Just the bun and the cheese out of here. Thank you. For a second.
But you know how people are. They don't just want to have sex. They want the finger up the butt. They want the cocaine. They want all of it. You know what I mean? Everybody's so extra. I'll take the sex minus the finger minus the cocaine. My version of that is if I'm going to eat three bowls of Fruity Pebbles, I'm going to get absurdly high first. Okay.
I bought something from a marijuana store called Kush. Kush. Kush. Let me tell you, it's not marijuana. It's crazier. Yeah, it's... Do you know about this?
They sell it at the weed store, but it's weed on weed. It's when weed smokes weed.
Weed infused with weed. Yeah, it was not normal. It was the length of a dog walker or shorty, but it was not... It was extra strength Tylenol. No, I sit this far from my 85-inch TV and play PlayStation. Okay. It's so sad. It's so sad. The way I spend my time and when I get this busy, I get mad and I... Part of me rebels and goes, I don't care if I have to work. I'm going to stay up late.
Fuck everybody. And then the next day, guess who pays for it? You do. Me. You do. Me.
You're tearing three kids.
Well, I'm so much better. I feel bad because my back got so much better. But so you're just going out of guilt? Well, the PT person said it happens a lot. People go to PT. By the time they get there, their pain is resolved. So they say they stop going. They said that the guy says, do you do drag? I said, yeah. He goes, you wear big, heavy wigs. I said, yeah. He said.
A lot of your muscles here feel like they're really overworked and over this. Probably from heavy hair. Throw a neck. With that wig on. Throw a neck. So now if you come see me DJ, you might see me kind of the grudge. Just doing a release.
Pinty. Have you seen these memes of RuPaul where people are saying she looks like a bald woman standing in front of a wig? I don't need to see the memes. I watch the show. Yeah. That's what she looks like. I never thought that, but maybe I don't pay attention.
The A1. A1. The secretary of education. A1. Steak sauce. You're not only not qualified, you're going to go out there and say A1.
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