Trixie
speaker
4,281 appearances
29 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Trixie’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And they will be... What about this? The bridge troll. How'd you go get an MRI the other day? Really? They made me go to Santa Monica. It took an hour to get there. I have a new book recommendation. What?
I'm reading this book by Grady Hendrix, who I love, and it's called Witchcraft for Wayward Girls. Oh. Sounds young adult. It's not. Okay. We're going to pause. Okay, pause. Talk to the dermatologist. They said just take your face off, throw it on the ground ugly.
Shove a nuke up my pussy. The entire medical complex is waiting. It's waiting and paying. It's waiting and paying. It's a lot of money, it's not a lot of... Can we talk about when you go somewhere and they make you fill out a clipboard of medical and every single piece of paper has name and birthday on it. Aren't we past that? We have A1. You know what I mean? Just use A1. Use chat DDT.
Not to mention, it's like, what's your birthday? Do you have Google hell? I'm on IMDB.
We make it illegal. All politicians talk about is the middle class.
Do you know how many people are below middle class? Bitch, where?
Well, you know that, I mean, I think we're circling the drain as far as we have to retire ourselves as the party that does nothing. The Democrats love to talk. Chat. They love to chat. Chitter chatter. On a website. ASL. Remember chat rooms? You know what I love? Oh, age, sex, location? Yes. I love on the news when older people who are news people are talking about some kind of new thing.
It's called boofing. Ha! We checked in with a high school mom to tell us more about Boofing. Jessica has just shoved a nuke up her pussy. Online? Not what you'd think. They're called chat websites. And they've become a portal for pedophiles to talk to young Americans. It's called Discord.
Girl, I was watching this TikTok and they were saying that we're the last generation. It was like, you think we don't know about cringe? We've been on every...
We've been on every social media platform since it was invented. Sweetie had a MySpace page. What do these whores know about learning? Learning HTML. Honey. So that you can have Pony Genuine playing on your homepage.
And that was serious.
Tom from MySpace?
Do you know what else I want to really bring back? Do you remember that audio of Melania being like, what the fuck do we have to do Christmas? What the fuck is this Christmas? I don't know these kids. That's me in my basement trying to... Find my Christmas tree. Why do I have to give a fuck about that Christmas?
No luminance?
Bring back spitballs. Trash trees. Like you ate a banana and hang the peel on it? Yes. Like that is so crazy. That would be kind of cunt though. One of our managers just gave me a tree topper. They said this has been sitting in our house since last holiday season.
No, it's a disco ball. Oh, that's fun. This year, I think... What's the theme? Well, I've always done pink and green because of the house. Sure. But this year, I think I want to just say... Fuck it. And do orminants of all different colors. That would be great. Rainbow lights with rainbow orminants.
Covered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think of the celebrity trees that have the oversized ornaments of lollipops and shit? Weird.
Right. It's like, Lucy Vanderpump has like nine trees and she's involved in the decorations.
What a fool. She's so funny. It's so funny to me. Oh, speaking of, we got a porn out for our girl Jiggly.
Diva.
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