Wade

In theory, hard bag.

In practice, soft bag.

Same thing.

What do I transport?

I don't transport all my like equipment and stuff.

I transport clothes and like some toiletries.

And you know what I need?

Something that's light whenever you're running through the Chicago airport and have to get 13 miles in 10 seconds.

And I need something that I'm not going to hit my foot on and break my toe like a hard bag and space.

My God, is space hard to come by.

And you can't squish down hard bag.

You can squish down soft bag.

You fit so many soft bag.

And whenever those bags are empty, they, maybe not suitcases, but your backpack, perfectly flat.

Other bag, perfectly flat.

Those bags they only let you have in California at the grocery store anymore.

You can stuff 500 of those things in one other bag.

And then you have infinite bags.

I could never run out of bags from going to the grocery store three times because there's so many bags.

i love wade's california stand-up routine whereas hard bag like what am i gonna do go to the grocery store with my pelican like i need eggs and two liters soft is so much more useful hard protect your electronics and grandma or whatever else you're carrying around sure i get it soft oh the portability the lightness the aerodynamics i will say about the california thing um