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Look, it's tough.

Nobody likes losing money.

That's why taxes are great.

Because when you file that 1040EZ, that simple, one sheet of paper, you send it in, maybe it's TurboTax, not sponsored, whatever, however you do it, takes you 20 minutes, send it in, what do you get back from big daddy government?

You get a tax return.

That's right.

This week, we're buying that 75-inch TV.

We're trading in our Xbox Series S to get a PS5 because the Xbox was a mistake.

Whatever you want, baby.

As long as it's approximately $600 to $800 or less, you're getting it.

Happy tax season.

You don't need to go to jail.

You just need to make enough money that you can hire someone to go to jail for you when your fraudulently filed taxes are finally discovered by the old IRS.

That's what accountants are for.

They're just the middleman that takes the fall when somebody up the food chain figures out you've been lying about how much money you make.

Turns out there's no consequences.

Taxes are fantastic, but as long as you make enough money to avoid all consequences,

Who cares?

You're fine.

Send as many accounts to jail as you need to.