Hard or Soft?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. this episode. Blackberry Bob requires bespoke mobilization, slays Swedish Stages, then asks the eternal question. Withered Wade performs with a strained tibiofemoral, celebrates matrimony, becomes a journeyman, and has vanilla turds. Motorcycling Mark witnesses Kahn's split stuff, eats taco ass, reminisces an anus, and a capricula. From Mark moaning to I be sailing, It's time for Hard or Soft. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of your podcast, Favorite Uncle. That's right, this is Distractible. I am your... That's a little early to start it with. Alright, I'm your host because I won the last one because I was so much funnier than Mark that now he can't handle it and he's being a little baby about everything. Competitors for today, just like always, are Mark and Wade. Mark is the one who's going...
You can't prove that to the listeners. That was Wade. That was all Wade. Listeners, believe what you will. But it was Mark. They are highly influenced. Easily influenced, as some might say.
Am I right? Only I'm allowed to be mean to the listeners, okay?
If there's one thing I've learned so far from this is that I am Wade. You just learned that?
Yeah.
Pretty impressive. Wow. I've been going around saying my name is Markiplier for the last 10 years. Really awkward.
It explains why people treat you so weird. Anyway, if you've never seen the show before, we just revised the Constitution, which we have one of. It's not weird.
And in the first episode, we already didn't know if we revised it right or not. No, no. Come on. You didn't. We did.
We have a plethora of new rules, and they're going to be fine.
That's why we have Congress in the first place. Our Congress, anyway. I don't remember making Congress. We made Congress. Oh. Trust us, bro.
Did anyone ever trust anyone that said, trust me, bro? I didn't say bro! Bro?
That's character assassination.
Well, now you're dead, so I guess I get to write history for you.
He's assassinating my character!
Alright, uh, Mark, you get a dead point.
How do the hosts introduce themselves and their roles?
Do I get, like, an assassin point? Wade, you get an assassin point. Welcome back to another episode. I have... I'm going to call it a sequel. It's not really a sequel, but I have a sequel episode here today that I'm really excited about. And I think it's going to be a fun time. Before we get into that, how are you guys doing? You guys small talks? I do. I'll go second. All right, Wade, on the spot. What do you got?
Well, well, well, welcome back everyone I have been playing a lot of the diablo 4 recent expansion lord of hatred and I think I told y'all I think I told y'all last week. It's one of the better diablo stories I think we've ever gotten I just I thought it was really well told about we got a lot of lore a lot of backstory a lot of interesting stuff And I was really engrossed in it and really been enjoying it I even went back and installed diablo 2 because I was like, man, i'm just feeling that diablo itch. I've been i've been real diablo otherwise weather's been good a couple weeks ago i went out and played basketball with my nephew couldn't last monday but my left knee has been like a little off i was like man i think i like strained an mcl or something or one of the one of those three letter things that's in your knee
And then yesterday my nephew was like, hey, you wanna play basketball again? I was like, man, I just started walking normally again. Yes, let's do it. Now I'm not walking normally again today. Go figure. Apparently you need more than two or three weeks at our age to heal, which is very sad. I'm walking around like a pirate, but I had fun and the weather's been beautiful. It was a little hot yesterday, but otherwise, God, it's been so nice. I can't breathe. My allergies are killing me, but like, I like sunlight. I might be a plant. I didn't know it, but I think I might be a plant. I think I might survive on photosynthesis. I think Wade's an industry plant. I could be.
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