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Chapter 1: What is the main question posed in this episode?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. this episode. Blackberry Bob requires bespoke mobilization, slays Swedish Stages, then asks the eternal question. Withered Wade performs with a strained tibiofemoral, celebrates matrimony, becomes a journeyman, and has vanilla turds.
Motorcycling Mark witnesses Kahn's split stuff, eats taco ass, reminisces an anus, and a capricula. From Mark moaning to I be sailing, It's time for Hard or Soft. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of your podcast, Favorite Uncle. That's right, this is Distractible. I am your... That's a little early to start it with. Alright, I'm your host because I won the last one because I was so much funnier than Mark that now he can't handle it and he's being a little baby about everything. Competitors for today, just like always, are Mark and Wade.
Mark is the one who's going...
You can't prove that to the listeners. That was Wade. That was all Wade. Listeners, believe what you will. But it was Mark. They are highly influenced. Easily influenced, as some might say.
Am I right? Only I'm allowed to be mean to the listeners, okay?
If there's one thing I've learned so far from this is that I am Wade. You just learned that?
Yeah.
Pretty impressive. Wow. I've been going around saying my name is Markiplier for the last 10 years. Really awkward.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts introduce themselves and their roles?
Do I get, like, an assassin point? Wade, you get an assassin point. Welcome back to another episode. I have... I'm going to call it a sequel. It's not really a sequel, but I have a sequel episode here today that I'm really excited about. And I think it's going to be a fun time. Before we get into that, how are you guys doing? You guys small talks? I do. I'll go second.
All right, Wade, on the spot. What do you got?
Well, well, well, welcome back everyone I have been playing a lot of the diablo 4 recent expansion lord of hatred and I think I told y'all I think I told y'all last week.
It's one of the better diablo stories I think we've ever gotten I just I thought it was really well told about we got a lot of lore a lot of backstory a lot of interesting stuff And I was really engrossed in it and really been enjoying it I even went back and installed diablo 2 because I was like, man, i'm just feeling that diablo itch. I've been i've been real diablo
otherwise weather's been good a couple weeks ago i went out and played basketball with my nephew couldn't last monday but my left knee has been like a little off i was like man i think i like strained an mcl or something or one of the one of those three letter things that's in your knee And then yesterday my nephew was like, hey, you wanna play basketball again?
I was like, man, I just started walking normally again. Yes, let's do it. Now I'm not walking normally again today. Go figure. Apparently you need more than two or three weeks at our age to heal, which is very sad. I'm walking around like a pirate, but I had fun and the weather's been beautiful. It was a little hot yesterday, but otherwise, God, it's been so nice. I can't breathe.
My allergies are killing me, but like, I like sunlight. I might be a plant. I didn't know it, but I think I might be a plant. I think I might survive on photosynthesis. I think Wade's an industry plant. I could be. Oh, shit. Bob, you want a GoPro?
Very much, way more than Mark does.
Can I please be an industry plant? Can I please?
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Chapter 3: What personal experiences do the hosts share before the debate?
It was really, uh, it really helped out a lot. I might've missed my flight.
Can you imagine the view if you had a GoPro to record your drive over there on that motorcycle?
That's what I was thinking too.
I was going to, oh, I forgot. I was going to bring that up because I was like, oh my God, this would be so perfect for this. I kept asking because I'm like, I'm going to these places that I can film some cool things and God.
I tried to get my phone out and I was just like should the wind went like this a little bit I'm like, no, it's not gonna do that Just not gonna put that right back right back in my pants, man It would have been so pretty because it was like beautiful blue waters all these boats like seaside road. They were going along Oh, it was gorgeous.
It would have been perfect go bro, please
mark will go back to con for four hours he'll fly he'll get out he'll all he'll do is get out of the airport ride around on a motorcycle for an hour and a half filming stuff straight back into a plane but he'll do anything i presume
i know this is the sort of thing that's planned by people who like they know who you are and it's so it's like thought i just think it would be hilarious if not that anyone does this but if i if someone was like oh bob you should go to this thing and they booked me you know to go to a thing and i get to the airport and if you can't tell on camera i'm huge i'm really tall i'm six foot four but i'm also like just a huge dude
And I did ride, I had a motorcycle in college, and I'm familiar, I would be totally cool on a motorcycle, but like, I just show up and the guy with the motorcycle is like, oh, uh, yeah, hi, yeah, um, hmm. I don't know what the weight limit is for my motorcycle. Interesting. You're just, you're like a perfectly adequately average height, normal size person.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts argue for hard versus soft tacos?
Ah, but that doesn't mean you're doing an equally good job. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on. That must be the neighborhood baseball because everyone's taking a swing.
How many wheel spins will we have? It's one. Oh my God. One spin to rule them all.
Wow, two ones in a row. We never get ones.
We're getting ones today. I'm going to say whoever was the softest boy this episode gets a point. We will definitely not know what that means when it comes up. God, this clear all button just existing right here.
Makes me nervous seeing you hover over it.
Like, what if I just put it there, and then I just pick up the mouse, and I'm just like... There must be a confirmation.
There would have to be, right? Oh, maybe I should click it and find out. Yeah, one way to find out. I mean, you've got a backup of this, right?
That's my confidence squeak. Under nine options on this wheel, I'm sure this one spin will result in not me spitting for a one-man show. Huh? Fate? Can we not? Wait. We're all here. We're all here. We're all at home. Yeah, everyone's home. Okay. We remember what that means. It was witness protection, everyone at home listening. Oh, yeah. It said witness protection. Sorry. Sorry, listeners.
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