Wade

I gotta go even even love I love a pontoon I consider a pontoon a hard boat because you don't want to get hit with a pontoon Or I don't have a dinghy.

I'll do much.

Maybe it will with high enough speed but like Traversing Lake Cumberland growing up beautiful lake the waves and everything but there's trees and plants and rocks and things and the water level changes and storms happen and sometimes there's just fucking

Logs and trees you can't even see they're floating and stuck just below the surface And if you hit one of those things with like I don't know if you count like a fiberglass as hard but like a speed some of the speed boats Those things touch one of those trees.

They're fucked a dinghy touches one of those trees.

You are fucked But if you have a nice solid boat, you might still be fucked but maybe less likely to be so So give me heart give me diamond crystal boat Just gonna cut that fucking tree in half fuck those underwater trees and their murderous tendencies on the lake

I just want to be on my tube.

But you know what tubes are?

Soft.

And if you hit a tree on a tube, you die in the sky.

Explode.

Damn.

Yeah, that's what happens.

I tube rung.

That's how Cousin Larry went.

Jesus.

Hard boats and soft, hard boat, soft tube.

Kind of seemed like you were making the case for hard boat, hard tube, if I'm honest.

Probably need to, but like a hard tube sounds really painful to bounce on and land on.

Maybe it's hard bottoms off top?