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I don't actually.

Okay.

That's fair.

I miss not having all the gray hair, but like, I wish I had shaved my head earlier in life.

I wish I had just bitten the bullet and tried it because man, I like being bald.

I will not.

I'm not looking forward to, I'm very likely to bald at some point.

I am not looking forward to it.

I have a terrible head shape for that.

I have a very tall, very tall forehead, very flat sides of my head.

I'm going to look like a goddamn Easter Island statue when I have to shave my head at some point here.

Well, I seriously considered like doing like a wig of some kind, like trying to get a wig that looked like my old hair and like getting one of those because I didn't know what I would look like.

I think if you're actually worried about like that's a legit route to go is like try to get a wig made that looks like your hair the way it currently is and then not to worry about it.

I don't know why it feels like there's almost like

get head surgery come on just change your head shape oh i thought you meant like i thought you meant like hair hair replace i was like there is follicle no no the problem wasn't the hair the problem was the head shape you gotta listen you gotta listen so what cut my skull off squish my brain into a new better head shape yeah just shave it all down squish it in there

Can you imagine if they had skull replacement surgery where they just like literally just took your eyes, put them into a new skull and all that?

That'd be awful.

They don't have to take your eyes out.

They just cut it off right here and just let your eyes sit in the bottom half while they put the new top half on.