Wade
👤 Speaker
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Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
Yeah, well, if I'm bald in a year, then we'll all know that it's Wade.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
We know with the amount of processed food I eat, I'm probably 90% microplastic at this point.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
Yeah, that probably actually is probably true.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
My tits definitely ain't real anymore.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
I feel like that's points for microplastics right there.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
Yeah, that sounds like points for microplastics.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
You're going to credit those fabulous bazoinkers?
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
I'm willing to give Bob those points.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
Are you sure you weren't bald then?
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
This is like my Sixth Sense moment.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
Some bald people don't know they're bald.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
Looking in the mirror and their hair just disappears.
Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)
Funny you mentioned that because I've got some small talk news that's bigger than me.