Wade
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And that maybe that might be my future.
You just grow it down here and it distracts people from what's going on up there.
Do I get to grow a better beard if I go bald?
Because I can't grow a beard for shit right now.
I mean, mine started around that time, but maybe not everybody.
I haven't shaved in like four or five days.
No, I grow like a terrible little shitty mustache.
That's because of microplastics, maybe, probably.
It's almost definitely because... No, I mean... Ooh, that was an incredible chess move.
Microplastics would never harm me.
It's probably Wade's fault that nothing grows on my face.
Because his head is setting a terrible example.
Well, you're moving back to Ohio.
You're going to be nearer to the source, the plague bearer of microplastics.