Wade

Plastics came about in the, like, 60s, 50s, 60s.

Okay, well, I've got some old family photos from probably, like, before that, I don't remember, like, great-great-grandpa was also bald.

Oh, sure, before that, yeah.

Well, I don't think he was young in, like... But he lived in the lead and uranium age, so maybe that's unrelated, but un-unrelated.

That was lead hair loss.

And actually, you know what?

Microplastics causing baldness, I think, supports my side.

So, yeah, you know what?

It probably did.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so you're saying baldness is a bad thing.

It is for some.

Have you seen some people's head shapes?

Not everyone is defolically gifted like me.

I have like a crease and I have a big mole on the top of my head.

I would look and it's dead center on my head.

So it's not like a spot.

It would be like a little target on the top middle of my head.

I would look not great with a shaved head.

And I'm definitely afraid that that's the direction I'm headed because my mom's stepfather was a bald man.