Wade

That's good.

That's good.

I am choosing to lose all my hair.

I believe that having hair is against God.

Huh?

Huh?

You get a bald point.

All right.

Never thought I'd get a bald point.

Not until I went bald anyway.

If you don't, if all your hair doesn't fall out in the next five seconds, I don't think that point should count.

editors no one ever will tell us apart now one time i posted a tweet and i was like hey hope you're all well and you know what the first response was bald that is not the only time that has happened to you and since then i have declared war on social media because i wasn't even bald back then uh well you talked about it you've been talking about that for a long time since way before you were yeah but back then it hurt my feelings

How are you not sure that your baldness wasn't caused by microplastics?

Because I paid someone to shave it and I watched.

What if your hair follicles are clogged by microplastics?

What if you just need to wash better?

What if you're not bald?

What if you're just evolving?

When did you say the start of the microplastics or our plastic age was, Bob?

I mean, the back half of the 20th century is kind of like the plastic.