Chapter 1: What humorous scenarios does Wade create in this episode?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Wordy Wade avoids fruit worms, marries a seer, and favors Fortuna. Milky Mark converses at Kahn's, slays with sunlight, gets blanked by GoPro, podcasts, and becomes giblets. Beanstalk-blasting Bob disparages Fockers. grows a godly green thumb, pathetically pallbears, and surfs a storm.
From modern feudalism to weeping baldies. Yes! It's time for... Fortunately, Unfortunately, Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm your host because the last episode didn't count, except for in all the important ways that it did. That we remember. Yeah, just because he has the host powers doesn't mean he just invalidated the entirety of the last episode. I don't think, I don't think he can, I don't think unilaterally, I'm pretty sure.
Unless we did make it so the host can remove one rule or some per host, I don't remember.
Chapter 2: How does Mark describe his experience at the Cannes Film Festival?
If we get a wheel spin and we can't remember what it does, it can be deleted, it's, I'm sure we'll remember all the rules we came up with, it'll be fine. And these serfs and fifes vying for my title of king today, competing with one another, Mark and Bob. Hi. Hello. Serfs and fifes, eh? Isn't that a fief, like a, isn't that a land? I thought fief was the thing you say before you say fifo.
Um, fuck. Give him a point. Fief, fifo, fuck. I feel like I've actually got a point for saying that exact phrase before. That's the porno remake. 100%, yeah, definitely. Jack and the giant beanstalk wink. No, it's just Jack and the giant beanstalk.
Chapter 3: What gardening adventures do the hosts share?
Jack grabs his arms and slides down and scurries up and slides down. And then he climbs back up and then he slides down. Yep. Yeah. And then what happens? The beanstalk gets bigger. An orgasm. Oh. I see two paths. Not once you're covered in beanstalk cum. There's not enough pornographic choose your own adventures out there, you know. You could really set the scene, Mark. Unhallowed ground?
That's not the word. What's that?
Chapter 4: How does the game 'Fortunately, Unfortunately' work?
Desecrated ground? You could desecrate. You could desecrate all over if you wanted to. There's a lot of words you could do to taint it. Bro, you desecrate so good. I don't want this. I don't want any of this. I don't know why it just occurred to me for the first time in my life that that means that you rubbed taint on it and thus it is forever tainted. Is that how you taint things?
I guess it makes sense. That's why it's bad. It gets tainted and they're like, ugh.
You can trust him.
He knows what he's talking about. Yeah, I know about taints.
Chapter 5: What unexpected situations arise during the game?
Okay, I didn't know he had an expert. He's the nice one. I'm the nice one. Come implicit in that. It's a heavy knowledge of taints. What did you say last episode, Wade? Come amateurs. I don't think I said that.
Yeah, you did. I think you did.
I think I remember that. Yeah, we all remember it.
I'm pretty sure I had the editor scrub that one out. You don't talk to the editors. We all remember.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to their storytelling challenges?
Yeah, but I sent a note to the person who talks to the editors. No, you didn't. You didn't send Mark a note.
No.
you're right oh yeah this is officially the beginning of small talk so keep it up this is the this is the new intro scripted intro for season five too so it's gonna be like this every time now gonna be a lot of beanstalk pornography that's the theme for this year it's gonna be a good season it's a growing season it's on the vision board
I don't know if we could make it three episodes with a theme, much less a whole season, especially if it's beanstalk porn. I don't know. There's a lot of jokes there. We could milk it. Do you want to share all the jokes? Can you milk beans? Can you milk pretty much anything with nipples? Do beans have nipples? I'm a bean, Greg. Why don't you milk me?
Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about their podcasting journey?
Ah. I don't even know where that reference from.
Did you see they're making a new Meet the Fockers movie?
Oh, is that what that's from?
That's where Ben Stiller's talking about milking the cats. Robert De Niro's like, I have nipples, Greg. Why don't you milk me? Is this just the same movie, just they're older now? Honestly, I don't even remember. I just saw that's in the works and I was like, man, we didn't need that. Just leave that one in the past. Write a new one, guys. No, they can't. They cannot do that.
I had all the fuckers I needed all encompassed in the first three.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts and reflections from the episode?
I was in France for such a short amount of time. I was in Cannes, the Cannes Film Festival. Still not sure what the right pronunciation is. I think it's pronounced Marseille.
Give him a point. Who? Himself? Me? No, no, no. I guess I... Hoover just made the funny, you know? I was conscious in Cannes for about a fourth of the time that I was in the air flying back and forth to Cannes Film Festival. It was beautiful. Like, it was tremendous. I can't wait to go if ever I get invited back again.
And I was there speaking on behalf of, you know,
the movie and it's released on youtube coming up uh may 31st it'll be exciting times and so uh it was it was very nice but man i've never had a back and forth like that and i hope to never ever do that ever again because oh my god Oh my god, that was a lot to do. Oh, the back and forth being the travel. I thought you meant like a conversation where they were just like, so Mark. Yes?
We have questions. Okay. It's not like we asked you questions. No, no, it wasn't. No, no, I see. No, no, not like that. It was just a panel. I was there for a panel and then I did like one interview afterwards. But it was nice. It was just a panel with a couple other YouTubers that I've had. What kind of panel are you only conscious for for a little bit of it? What did they do to you?
I mean, all the panels that I've done so far. I've very rarely done a panel where I wasn't conscious for it. I guess I wouldn't remember if I hadn't. But it was just, it was a panel, and it was just because it was at Cannes, and because there's prestige around it. But you, all of us here have been on many a panel, and it's like...
There's things in the industry that have a different perspective than like us who have done panels for fans and things like that. Whereas like this is an industry panel with like industry people there. And it's really important that everyone hear these words. And I'm like, but I say these words online all the time.
could go to a video and i could just it's not more true because it happens at cans i was like but it is weird how the industry can work like that and there's so much that i could be like it could be a little j to be like well we do this all on the internet but also it's like i get that if the entire world is all about who you know you know and not you know what your actual experience or expertise is i guess when you go to cans that's where all the
fancy movie people are that are making fancy movie decisions or influencing those that are talking about fancy movies so it was good to go and it was like it was because you know i'm sometimes stubborn as a mule sometimes and youtube has to drag me along like it'll be good for you come on Come on, it'll be good for everybody if you just say the words you always say. We know you can say them.
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