Wade

Good for you.

You know?

Good for you.

I just wanted everyone to see, visually, because I care so deeply about our listeners, how this episode has affected my psyche.

All wounds are healed.

All debts are repaid.

I look forward to hosting a great episode.

Mark, thank you so much for giving me such an epic stomp of a win.

Wade, I'm sorry I drew you like that, but I feel like it's pretty accurate.

I know that that's going to be remembered, so I'll look forward to it.

Promises.

Hedging.

My favorite.

Bye.

For the person who keeps track of the points and the score and the wins, they watched all the way to the end to make sure they don't miss anything, they're gonna put that point on there, and they're gonna mock you when you forget it.

The minus one point to me in the future, it's gonna happen.

They'll keep you honest.

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible.

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