Wade
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Podcast Appearances
Masturbating Mark evades the red rug, draws snipers, tartypoos, dicks, and Zordon, then gets dusty with eight hot rings.
Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible!
Waterlogging Wade maniacally masticates, fanatically flosses, then gets into the Templar's terror.
Magnifiable Mark teaches movie-like moments, fires more staff, mentions Magnificent Mary, Scrubscream 7, slaughters Norse words, and fucks Gaston.
Brobding Naggy and Bob gains high mileage, lengthily lambasts Wade, proposes buying peen, and dodges horror.