Wade

If you've never done it before.

I've just seen too many of like the fail army type videos where there's assholes that like open their car doors and shit The motorcycles like I don't know I'd be so scared of like someone doing that I mean, it's not gonna happen on the highway But yeah, I totally get on the cities.

I don't know man.

Some people are crazy.

I don't know if I ever need this, really.

I don't know if this is for me.

Like, on nice weather days, sometimes people, like, put their arms out, stretch their arms, like, feel the wind and stuff.

I'd be like, I don't want to get clotheslined or take off someone's arm.

Yeah.

I'm going to stand on a soapbox here for my wife and say she likes crunchy tacos, therefore hard tacos.

Soft.

And I'll tell you why if I'm allowed.

Look, if you want a soft taco, we have something called a sandwich or a bun that already exists.

Here's a quote from John A. Shedd that I think will ring true.

"'A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.'"

A crunchy taco may be a mess waiting to happen, but it's an adventure worth embarking because it is the journey that matters more than the destination.

And with food, they both pretty much matter a lot.

But that crunchy exploration, that's the idea, the epitome of taco.

Whereas, listen, me, as a non-taco guy, I keep me that bun all day.

But you think taco, you think crunch.