Wade

No, I'm singing.

I like to fart it, fart it.

And I fucking lost it.

I laugh like I did not notice he had changed the words.

That's very creative for a three year old.

I think that's hilarious.

And he I laughed enough that he was like, all right, this might be the new funniest joke I've ever told.

And he looks he looks up and he goes, call mom.

call mom and tell her so i called mandy on the car phone to tell her that he was saying i like to fart it fart it very funny i've told everyone i talked to this story because it's just stuck in my head it's fucking hilarious he's gonna be a funny kid

I hope he only uses his powers for good.

But anyway, that's the new oddness.

James dropping bangers on a weekly basis here now.

We have a camera, right?

So I could see his face.

I have a thing on the dashboard.

You could see it where I was laughing and he was like, call mom.

Like, yeah.

Oh, and since he told that joke every time we're in the car, whatever song is on, he's just like, no, the words are, I like to fart it, fart it.

Anyone?

Remember that?