Wade

Yeah, see, that was the truth, though.

Mama Minion 666.

Yep.

All right.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, love you, son.

Love you, too, Mom.

I know she doesn't say that.

Which part?

Love you?

So if anything, my mom's at the stage of life where I don't know if everyone hits this stage, but she tells me she loves me a lot.

To the point where it's been happening for like a year and a half.

But every time she says it, I'm like, something horrible has happened.

What's wrong?

Why would she tell me this?

Why would she say these words to me?

Why?

she said period this time instead of exclamation mark what does it mean she's also the person who's like hey we need to talk and does the single k responses my mom's a texting anxiety inducing nightmare sometimes but very loving very loving worst username of all time but very well we can't all have the greatest username of all time i'm not saying it's mine guys i'm not okay that's not what i was trying to imply none of us here have the greatest username of all time anyway

Does your mom have a username?

Is she like MomSkirm or something?