Wade
speaker
9,082 appearances
28 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 1 Jun
Wade’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Whenever I tried to hit space, it didn't hit enter all the fucking time or period.
I could reach all the letters perfectly.
I loved that phone so much and it only died because of like Apple conspiracy where they killed the creators of the real keyboard probably and have them locked in a basement those other survivors and they've destroyed all the engineers of small hard keyboards.
I'm wearing my tinfoil hat and I know that that's what happened because hard keyboard phones were the epitome of life and hard keyboard much better than soft ever could be.
You know, back in my day, you didn't have to have greedy accessories that just came with the keyboard.
I had a singular plan, and I think I had like one of my first flip phones.
The keyboard was just the number pad, right?
It was just like you had to press two, three times to get to the letter C or whatever it was.
Bro, T9 texting was the shit.
I miss T9.
Oh, man.
I remember the top part of my phone broke off, so I no longer had a screen.
Like I could call people and talk to them, but I couldn't hear.
So I would text people and be like, I really hope these are the correct letters I am sending.
Yeah.
But it was one-way calls for like two or three weeks.
God damn, that's hilarious.
Just repeating, I repeat the message three times to make sure it goes through.
I think that might be part of the reason why all these like shortcuts for words were invented.
Cause it's like any long message you had to type out was like, Oh God, why is my name going to be Schmitty Warbinman Jensen?
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