Will Cain
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275 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard 2 Apr
Will Cain’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I love those 10 minutes.
Yeah. Okay. All right. Long time listener going back to Tariqo and Van Pelt. Russillo replaced Tariqo and I learned to appreciate the dulcet tones of Ryan's voice while driving around in my service rig. 48 years old, no gym stats as I am self-employed in an extremely physical job repairing broken swimming pools in the Sacramento region and going to the gym would feel like torture. Yep. Look, man.
Anything that has anything to do with concrete, stone. You guys are... You're in the gym every day, man. Yeah. Super sets. How long did you work out today? Eight hours. All right. Basketball comp, the guy or female who wipes the floor after one of the Sacramento Kings hits the deck. Light the beam. All right. Big Sacramento guy. The names have been changed so far away.
The problem stems from my neighbor four houses away here in an older... part of Sacramento. Tyler and Kristen were an unmarried middle-aged couple living down the road. Tyler's a very nice guy who does not work due to inheriting Silicon Valley money from his father years ago. I want Kyle. I would love that for you. That would be sick.
Can we just do that? Fully blown younger Rich Kyle would be like one of my favorite characters ever. But All right. So this guy's got that kind of cash inherited from the father years ago, owns a house in the Bay Area, but currently rents it out as he's lived with Kristen here in Sacramento. Kristen works from home in a lucrative commercial real estate job. She generally sucks.
And some of the neighbors have a difficult relationship with her as a result. I like this straight to the point. Kind of like the first take thing Will Kane was saying, just take start at that. start at the conflict. I've always got along with her due to my ability to get along with most assholes. It's a gift.
Um, yeah, I think people, oddly enough, like the rough edge construction home services, that kind of, like you've interacted with so many different people that, um, you probably, you probably learned a skill despite people thinking like you might not get along with everybody because of sometimes I feel like laborers get typecast as difficult people. And it's like, in reality, they probably are,
more conditioned to deal with so many different personalities because of their background. Eight months ago, Tyler and Kristen took an extended vacation, if you wanted a mini rant on the laborer personality. Eight months ago, Tyler and Kristen took an extended vacation to Colorado as they are outdoorsy types and the terrain around the region was enticing to them.
During this vacation, they employed my 12-year-old daughter to take care of their two socially awkward cats. Interesting
description do you guys know a lot of non-socially awkward cats yeah they're out there i know they exist i just don't know how you get one like that like i i don't know how you win the cat lottery to be fucking normal i don't know how it works i have a cat there's some days i don't even see it like i just you do have a cat i forgot about that yeah when i tell people i forget that i have it half the time he's pretty low maintenance what's his name holly
Yeah, that's the part about cat. Yeah, not a cat guy, but there is something to be said of an animal that's like, I don't need you right now. I'm surprised. People are probably surprised I don't have a cat. Yeah, I don't think you have to worry about that anytime soon. All right. Considering this couple has no children, they treat the cats as if they are children.
My wife and I, along with our daughter, I had to go over to receive specific instructions on the care and maintenance of these cats while they're gone. They agreed to pay my daughter $10 per day to go over and feed, care, and spend time with the cats.
We're all in agreement.
She's a union.
It's like this is ridiculous. Let me see here. All right, so they agreed to pay my daughter $10 a day, feed, care, spend time, along with picking up the mail and packages. Upon returning from Colorado, the couple decided to start looking for homes as they fell in love with the area. Ultimately, Kristen... bought a home that needed some work and began to make plans.
The problem started when Kristen started fucking the electrician she hired and thus ending relationship with Tyler. Tyler returned to Sacramento broken hearted but made the best of it. He's continued to live in the house he shared with Kristen who is actually the owner because his house is currently rented in a long term lease.
Tyler now travels extensively and is frequently gone which leaves us to the cats. You could do worse than banging an electrician though. I've got like two plugs that don't work. My daughter, and thus my wife and I, are now the main caregivers to the cats.
Tyler continues to pay my daughter whenever he is gone, and we dutifully send her over once a day to feed and give attention to the cats, along with cleaning litter boxes and doing the occasional laundry, as the cats are sometimes incontinent. Oh. Recently, Kristen decided to show up at the home.
We were excited to finally get the cats out of our lives, except she didn't take them back to Colorado with her. My question is, what do I do? We are generally tired of taking care of these cats, but our daughter has amassed a small fortune for a 12-year-old, literally over $1,000 so far in cash payments. Do we tell Tyler to figure something out?
While he's truly a good and decent man, he does not care about the cats because they and the house are a reminder of his broken relationship. Do we continue to let him help fund my daughter's college fund and middle school lifestyle? I love middle school lifestyle. Fruit roll-ups on me. Damn, girl.
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