Will Cain
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275 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard 2 Apr
Will Cain’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So we're working on it. I like it. Keep us updated. On a recent ski trip with my family, we found ourselves waiting in line with a large group of people. I started helping my eight-year-old daughter get a few things organized. I accidentally bumped into a guy standing nearby and knocked his gear over. Watch what you're doing, virgin, I heard from behind me.
I told him I was sorry, but he could settle down with the virgin stuff. I gestured toward my daughter and told him that my daughter was proof that I've had sex at least once. He responded that she must be adopted because there was no way any woman female would let me touch her. Oh, man. By this point, I was taking off my watch.
Through the red mist of my rage, a glimmer of recognition shone through. Could it be? Was this guy a fellow Russillo fan? I knew that I had to test the theory with a reference, and only a true Russillo fan would understand. That's big talk coming from a guy with shamit face, I said to him with a knowing look in my eye.
The instantaneous connection we had in that moment as our solo fans melted away any hostility between us. He said we were cool. We could keep it moving. I said it was a simple misunderstanding. We should just charge it to the game. We had a laugh and parted in good terms. Thank you for solo. Thank you for solo show. You're solving problems, helping dudes find common ground.
I don't think that's necessarily real, but I hope it's real. the deli slicer and the charger to the game thing makes me think it might not be. Yeah. Okay. Uh, let's do two quick ones. Basketball comp, Lou door, six foot, 200 pound, Ludor with no three-pointer, but I'm a menace on the defensive end and will drive through your chest. Sounds like you're terrible to play with.
This might be a little touchy for you guys, but I have an interesting dilemma. For the past month or two, there's been a special needs guy that has started coming to my gym. He gets dropped off. He's typically there for an hour and a half, then waits outside to get picked up. The problem is that he spends his entire time on his iPad in the locker room, never comes close to a dumbbell or treadmill.
He looks to be in his mid to late 20s and is definitely overweight. Should I continue to do nothing or should I approach him and offer to walk the treadmill with him? Wow, what a great guy this is. Yeah. Without his parents' supervision, this is clearly a window for playtime for him. This isn't meant to be a God complex thing for me or anything like that.
I just feel like he might need someone to give him the push rather than leave it to himself. Would you feel any compulsion to help the guy out? I probably won't end up doing anything, but I'm interested to hear your thoughts. If your suggestion is to say something to his parents, I don't really care enough to go out of my way like that.
I love that this guy has a really, he's got a streak of a heart in him. The idea of having a good heart is strong. Yeah, the concept. But ultimately, he knows. I really want to do any of that. Yeah, because we really want to game this out. Like if I'm, you know, full transparency on this pod. I think it's a really incredible thought. Are you willing to fuck up your routine for this?
Because it'd be so nice if you were like, hey, buddy. I don't know why I just started the sentence that way, but I think everybody, you know. Hey, buddy. You know, you want to go on the treadmill with me. And you want to, you know, maybe try a couple machines with me. you know, you're, you're deciding and, you know, look, man, it'd be unbelievable. Like I'm going to, it's just a day.
I'm going to give up my day for this guy to give him a little bit of direction. I think you could probably, you know, worry potentially about the long-term things like this guy. I think I'm working out with him every day. Um, then you're coming home and your wife's like, you're gaining weight. Like I got a new, I got a new gym partner. Uh,
Yeah, I think what you're asking here is incredible, but I think anybody that is like a normal gym routine person, you probably, and I don't know that it's selfish, but in a very practical way of like talking about all the potential scenarios here, are you willing to sign up for something that is way more than you actually want to sign up for?
Plant the seed of fitness.
They're probably psyched to get the break.
I think what Kyle said is the right move. Hey, buddy, what's going on? What are you doing today? You know, if you ever want to go walk on the treadmill with me, let me know. It also probably wouldn't be the worst idea to ask some of the trainers to you know, some trainers can be like, absolutely not. If I can't sell them three sessions, I got, you know, I got sessions to sell.
There's probably somebody else considering that trainers are usually people that want to help people. Um, that's something in their core. You go up to one of the friendlier trainers and be like, Hey, have you noticed this guy? He's just kind of like chilling. Maybe he is to your point, Kyle, like to be dropped into that setting without any background, without any like warmup to it.
And just now you're, you're at the gym and he doesn't have any idea like how to use anything. And it's all probably like super intimidating, but I'm sure he's just fucking pumped to be on his iPad too for 90 minutes unsupervised. So I do think, yeah, but I think your original thing, like there's probably some version of this where there's a compromise where the emailer feels like,
hey at least I did something here which I think is the most important lesson in all this is that you're thinking about it but I also think like a lot of people regular gym routine people like I get in and get out to do my thing and I I don't like I want to help but I don't know how much I can help and You know, I'm not going to have like a new gym partner the entire time.
So yeah, I think the hello, how's it going? Ask about the treadmill thing. And then maybe there's a trainer that's like, oh, I didn't even realize this guy's sitting in the locker room the whole time. Yeah, absolutely. Like I have a little window here and then somebody else. Next thing you know, you get a team of people. And you're just the Wednesday guy, right? Yeah, right.
You're the Wednesday warmup guy, but you're going to do treadmill for 90 minutes. I do it for five and then I lift weights and then I'll see you here in 90, buddy. Right. I'll do my last five with you. That's perfect. Yeah. Hope that iPad's charged. Okay.
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