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Xylog

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Ninjas Are Butterflies

135 - Rockefeller Conspiracy, Russian Ancient Library, & Sonic Weapons

1099.644

People of Earth, this is your Supreme Commander, Xylog. Our invasion was flawless. Your armies were nothing. Your weapons? Use us! Victory was ours. And then... We touched your shirts. Soft. Too soft. A fabric so unnatural, so repulsive, it made my cousin Shlasky soil his spacesuit. We had no choice but to retreat. But hear me now. This is not over. Cease all production. Destroy every last shot.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

135 - Rockefeller Conspiracy, Russian Ancient Library, & Sonic Weapons

1142.807

And for the love of the galaxy, do not go to sundaycool.com. If you do, we will return. The next time, we will be ready. I had no idea.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

873.302

People of Earth, this is your Supreme Commander Xylog. Our invasion was flawless. Your armies were nothing. Your weapons? Use us! Victory was ours. And then... We touched your shirts. Soft. Too soft. A fabric so unnatural, so repulsive, it made my cousin Shlersky soil his space suit. We had no choice but to retreat. But hear me now. This is not over. Cease all production. Destroy every last shot.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

915.917

And for the love of the galaxy, do not go to sundaycool.com. If you do, we will return. The next time, we will be ready.