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Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

21 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: What secrets does the Lost Library of Nineveh hold?

0.439 - 8.905 Jessica

Telepathy is real. Family vlogger horror movies. The lost library of Nineveh containing secrets from the Watchers.

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8.945 - 17.432 Nate

Hold on tight because we talk about all that and so much more on today's episode of Ninja's Autobot Advice. Welcome to the show.

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18.532 - 25.678 Kelsey

Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. This podcast is brought to you by Sunday Cool. Watch this or listen. Yeah. Yeah.

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35.036 - 36.256 Laura

Thank you for the translation.

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38.657 - 46.561 Lily

That was perfect. If you're trying to kill somebody.

48.542 - 49.363 Laura

Yeah, it's fine.

49.423 - 56.627 Lily

That's the reason why we're Mongolian chanting.

56.687 - 57.747 Andy

Do the Halo theme song.

58.447 - 59.408 Laura

How's that go? I have no idea.

Chapter 4: What are the implications of alien nuclear warfare?

351.773 - 353.796 Kelsey

Trusted by parents, but what about the doctors?

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354.236 - 365.227 Andy

It started with pediatrician-recommended. I didn't know. Pediatricians are doctors, though. Yeah, they're not doctors. If you take care of a kid, it's not a doctor. It's only like a community.

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365.247 - 368.39 Sarah

Listen, if a woman could be a pediatrician, pediatricians aren't doctors.

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368.49 - 370.131 Lily

Hey, watch it.

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370.351 - 371.492 Sarah

That was a quote I just read.

371.673 - 375.716 Lily

Speaking of pediatricians, Jane has something on her toe.

377.352 - 378.513 Kelsey

It's a gnarly ingrown toenail.

378.933 - 379.434 Sarah

Oh, no.

379.454 - 385.379 Lily

We have been torturing her. Torturing her. Trying to get this toenail fixed.

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