Ninjas Are Butterflies
134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
21 Mar 2025
Chapter 1: What secrets does the Lost Library of Nineveh hold?
Telepathy is real. Family vlogger horror movies. The lost library of Nineveh containing secrets from the Watchers.
Hold on tight because we talk about all that and so much more on today's episode of Ninja's Autobot Advice. Welcome to the show.
Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. This podcast is brought to you by Sunday Cool. Watch this or listen. Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you for the translation.
That was perfect. If you're trying to kill somebody.
Yeah, it's fine.
That's the reason why we're Mongolian chanting.
Do the Halo theme song.
How's that go? I have no idea.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of alien nuclear warfare?
Trusted by parents, but what about the doctors?
It started with pediatrician-recommended. I didn't know. Pediatricians are doctors, though. Yeah, they're not doctors. If you take care of a kid, it's not a doctor. It's only like a community.
Listen, if a woman could be a pediatrician, pediatricians aren't doctors.
Hey, watch it.
That was a quote I just read.
Speaking of pediatricians, Jane has something on her toe.
It's a gnarly ingrown toenail.
Oh, no.
We have been torturing her. Torturing her. Trying to get this toenail fixed.
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