134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
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What secrets does the Lost Library of Nineveh hold?
Telepathy is real. Family vlogger horror movies. The lost library of Nineveh containing secrets from the Watchers.
Hold on tight because we talk about all that and so much more on today's episode of Ninja's Autobot Advice. Welcome to the show.
Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. This podcast is brought to you by Sunday Cool. Watch this or listen. Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you for the translation.
That was perfect. If you're trying to kill somebody.
Yeah, it's fine.
That's the reason why we're Mongolian chanting.
Do the Halo theme song.
How's that go? I have no idea.
I am Halo. Halo. Am I a robot or an alien? I don't know. Are you sick?
No. Do I look it? Sick with it.
I heard you throwed up.
I did throw up yesterday, but I just woke up with just like a weird, yeah, I don't know. What?
Are you sick?
Guys, I have news. I have news. I actually went to the doctor last week. Cancer! They diagnosed I'm sick with it. Sick with it. Sick with it.
I have this thing where if somebody around me gets a stomach bug, I immediately start showing symptoms.
You see my face. You're like, oh, I'm feeling sick. Something in the air.
I feel terrible.
No, it was just like I just woke up feeling like junk, and then it came out of my body, and I felt better. So I went to work, and...
What if you never heard the term throw up and you're just trying to explain to someone that you threw up but without knowing that it's called throw up? Like, did you throw up? No, it's like... So yesterday's food came out and... What do you mean? Like, you pooped?
The top, yeah. Like, the acid stuff, it came through, like, my throat. Oh, so you threw up. No, like, no, I don't... i'm just saying i don't know what that is so i'm just telling you like it just came out of my mouth and like it was a bunch of like mush and yeah that's throw old waste mush let's throw up guys you're making me nauseous i didn't even throw it went down mostly what do you mean it went down i didn't i didn't touch at all it didn't throw anywhere i didn't throw it up and i just it fell down it was more like a fell down oh okay yeah i fell down yesterday into the toilet
Moving forward, it's called Throw Up.
Okay, got it. Thanks, Dad.
That was like Ada when she ate that whole bag of M&M's. She said, look what came out of my mouth. That was really funny.
That's a mystery. She ate that whole bag and she was acting so grumpy and mean. And then we got home and on her ring camera, she goes inside and she walks out and she goes...
and she walks away and comes back and just stares at it and just was was that like her first acknowledgement of like throwing up i think so that's a crazy moment to like we could as adults experience that for the first time i think that would be so traumatic yeah i have such a i i i'm a weird i have a phobia or something puking i hate it Oh, I hate touching or picking up in the house with the dogs, the kids. It sends me. And Kelsey thinks I'm such a wuss probably because I'm literally every time I do it, I'm like, I'll do it. But I can't help my bodily reactions. I'm like... You remember the first time you had the runs? The runs? I don't remember the first time. I can vividly remember the first time I had a bad diarrhea thing when I was a kid. And it was horrifying.
Welcome to Ninjas or Butterflies. Throw up and poop, baby. Welcome home. I screamed from the other room. Mom, I'm peeing out my butthole. Oh, yeah.
Oh, nice. We need that on a t-shirt.
I thought something inside me got backwards.
Maybe I fell down too hard yesterday.
That's like panicking.
I remember the other day that I've always had big reactions to vitamins. Because as a kid, my mom gave me a vitamin one time, like a Flintstone or something. And I remember being like...
The flextone vitamins have to be the placebo, right? Probably. They have to be.
They're like a sugar pill. I think FDA has to... Everything's on the back of the bottle, so I don't know. Actually, let's just pause the pod right now and go to the Walgreens and pick up some. Let's get to the bottom of this. It's me who's going to get to... That's three in a row. This is getting crazy.
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