Ninjas Are Butterflies
134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
Fri, 21 Mar 2025
In Episode 134, we go deep into the ancient stacks of the Lost Library of Nineveh, explore nuclear alien warfare, uncover “The Hill” — a telepathic rendezvous, plus the dark and bizarre story of Ruby Franke. Should you be scared or excited? Watch the show and make up your own mind, and don't forget to subscribe for weekly weirdness and hit that bell. Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What secrets does the Lost Library of Nineveh hold?
Telepathy is real. Family vlogger horror movies. The lost library of Nineveh containing secrets from the Watchers.
Hold on tight because we talk about all that and so much more on today's episode of Ninja's Autobot Advice. Welcome to the show.
Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. This podcast is brought to you by Sunday Cool. Watch this or listen. Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you for the translation.
That was perfect.
If you're trying to kill somebody.
Yeah, it's fine.
That's the reason why we're Mongolian chanting.
Do the Halo theme song.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of alien nuclear warfare?
Trusted by parents, but what about the doctors?
It started with pediatrician-recommended. I didn't know. Pediatricians are doctors, though. Yeah, they're not doctors. If you take care of a kid, it's not a doctor. It's only like a community.
Listen, if a woman could be a pediatrician, pediatricians aren't doctors.
Hey, watch it.
That was a quote I just read.
Speaking of pediatricians, Jane has something on her toe.
It's a gnarly ingrown toenail.
Oh, no.
We have been torturing her. Torturing her. Trying to get this toenail fixed.
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