135 - Rockefeller Conspiracy, Russian Ancient Library, & Sonic Weapons

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What is the significance of the Blood Moon?

Will 0:00
The Blood Moon, Ivan the Terrible, and Ancient Libraries, and the Rockefellers dictating everything that is happening today, including our education and medical industry.

How did Ivan the Terrible influence history?

Dave 0:10
Buckle up, Buttercup, because today's episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies is going to knock your socks off.
Will 0:15
And it's brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. Watch this.
Keegan 0:18
What do I say? Bruton Resolutions, check off my list. If you make me fail, say hi to Fist Bist.
Andy 0:31
That's good stuff, that McDonald's.
Will 0:35
Oh, you're talking about my Bob Marley impression?
Dave 0:37
A lot of people don't know about McDonald's.
Andy 0:41
They don't know what?
Dave 0:42
They don't know. There's a lot of people that don't know about McDonald's. Dude, a lot of people are sleeping on McDonald's. That's true, dude.
Andy 0:47
I'll tell you what I've been sleeping on is their app. I got 20% off my order.
Dave 0:51
Oh, yeah. You get like cheap, cheap fries, cheap drink every time. Point system's pretty dope.
Will 0:57
Cheap, cheap fries, cheap drink every time. McDonald's app. Dude, please. We should make jingles, dude.
Andy 1:02
Do you remember that guy that used to work for us and he would get, he had something like, he was like a gold member at McDonald's and he had like thousands and thousands of points and he would basically get free McDonald's every single day.
Dave 1:13
Good for him, dude.
Andy 1:14
I know.
Dave 1:14
He's dead though, huh?
Andy 1:15
No. He's not. He just doesn't work here. R.I.P.
Dave 1:19
same same you don't work here get that to me get that to me cory lynn's get him out of here all right um can i play you an audio real quick it doesn't work good this is uh this is something i just heard really quickly and i thought it would be funny but it's a shot of harry potter it's uh lord voldemort he who must not be named and he's uh doing his uh big spell but then it shows just in different languages how they translate this is In Japan.
Chris 2:12
So much better. That's good.
Dave 2:18
That is dope.
Jenny 2:18
That's so funny. Like, come on. We need to remix that into our intro.
Dave 2:23
Yeah, yeah.
Jenny 2:23
And also, oh, that actually would be so cool.
Dave 2:26
We have to.
Jenny 2:27
Dude, instead of the yell just one time. Oh, yeah. What the good?
Dave 2:34
thought that was incredible and face swap harry potter into every person in the intro asian harry potter i would just look like moaning myrtle dude if there was like a magical but it was like based in like japan or china or something like that it was like a wizard place but it was all japan or like chinese culture that would be honestly pretty cool that'd be sick every time i hear lord voldemort say that don't like when you say a spell you have to like pronounce it perfectly Yeah. So that's how that spell is supposed to be pronounced, which is the funniest thing to me. It's like, I mean, anybody else trying to pull off that, you'd have to say it like that.
Jenny 3:08
Have you seen the thing about how crazy it is that Latin wasn't a course in Hogwarts when like almost every spell is just the literal translation of like the things like a levitate is like levio corpus, which are like corpse. It's like literally lift the corpse in Latin.
Will 3:27
Levio corpse. Or something like that. Ridiculous.
Dave 3:31
Ridiculous. I thought when I heard that, I'm like, can we not get more creative? That sounds ridiculous.
Andy 3:37
You're right, Andrew, though. I always thought I'm like, when are they going to learn math? These poor youths.
Dave 3:41
No, no.
Andy 3:43
That would be funny.
Dave 3:44
Them just running into mathematical problems. Instead of the Chamber of Secrets, you don't have to speak Parseltongue. You just have to figure out a multiplication table thing.
Chris 3:53
No, dang it.
Jenny 3:55
Well, Jenny's dead. How many heads did the dog have? Three.
Will 4:06
Speaking of math, though, the telepathy tapes I was telling Andy earlier. We're just going to talk about telepathy tapes every episode.
Dave 4:13
Welcome back to telepathy tapes secondhand news.
Will 4:16
No, but there's one where they say that a lot of these kids, non-speaking autistic kids, have called I think it's savant syndrome yeah where basically like you're a genius yeah in a subject in a subject yeah and they were talking about this one I think he's a grown adult now but insane at mathematics and he holds the record for um doing pi you know 3.14 oh my gosh He did it 22,000 numbers.

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