Yoana Dixon

Yeah.

Yeah, well, the interesting thing is that my fiancé is Mexican and loves my black cat.

Me.

I'm a waitress.

And I serve really horrible people that don't want to tip me.

Walmart employees don't want to tip me money.

Is that so horrible?

Sorry you're not in a happy relationship.

That sucks.

He's right there.

I think he would be happy to be deported to South Central L.A.

He heard it was N.W.A., a nice white area.

At church, at the Lord's house.

Where else would we meet?

To God's country, yeah.

Hello. Hello. I'm too short for this. Hello. So I just got engaged. to a comedian, which was really fun until I realized very quickly that date night equals open mic night and weekend away equals waking up at 6 a.m., getting in my car, driving eight hours to the Bridgestone Arena parking lot for the Kill Tony show. So that's my weekend away. How fun.

Hello. Hello. I'm too short for this. Hello. So I just got engaged. to a comedian, which was really fun until I realized very quickly that date night equals open mic night and weekend away equals waking up at 6 a.m., getting in my car, driving eight hours to the Bridgestone Arena parking lot for the Kill Tony show. So that's my weekend away. How fun.

Hello. Hello. I'm too short for this. Hello. So I just got engaged. to a comedian, which was really fun until I realized very quickly that date night equals open mic night and weekend away equals waking up at 6 a.m., getting in my car, driving eight hours to the Bridgestone Arena parking lot for the Kill Tony show. So that's my weekend away. How fun.

No, yeah, so I didn't come into comedy for the things that, you know, people usually do. Money, fame, women. Single ladies? Yeah. No, I just really wanted to be included in his hobby. Isn't that fun? Well... Anyway, well, so, you know, he needed a host, and I'm not afraid of a microphone. And people ask me all the time, what is it like to be engaged to the Frisco Kid?

No, yeah, so I didn't come into comedy for the things that, you know, people usually do. Money, fame, women. Single ladies? Yeah. No, I just really wanted to be included in his hobby. Isn't that fun? Well... Anyway, well, so, you know, he needed a host, and I'm not afraid of a microphone. And people ask me all the time, what is it like to be engaged to the Frisco Kid?