Zach Bauer
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The Secret To Sexcess!
She was like taller than me even.
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The Secret To Sexcess!
So she was like six one plus she had heels on.
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The Secret To Sexcess!
She was like made up to the nine, like, you know, platinum blonde hair, like boobs pushed up, you know, up into her face pretty much.
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The Secret To Sexcess!
And, you know, I just I got that feeling like, oh, like, yeah, that's that girl.
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The Secret To Sexcess!
Like, that's the one that like I've been doing this for.
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The Secret To Sexcess!
And I had this delusion that all this stuff that I'd been learning until this point was going to somehow get me this hot girl when she was in front of me.
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The Secret To Sexcess!
I like where you're going with this, Zach.
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The Secret To Sexcess!
You're calling the right play, buddy.
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The Secret To Sexcess!
And I say, hey, what's your name?