Zach Bauer
👤 Speaker
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Said, hey, what's your name?
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tells me her name, and from there I'm like, oh yeah, this might be on.
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I go into the fucking bullshit pickup material that I've been reading on the internet.
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Tell her about my stripper ex-girlfriend, how she stole my Maserati and picked me up from the airport in a stolen Maserati, and how we got arrested.
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Maybe this story sounds familiar.
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Maybe you guys have read this one on the Internet, you know.
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And the fact is, is that the second I started saying this, it all fell to shit.
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Be like, you have a stripper ex-girlfriend?
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And I'm like, no, no, no, I swear I really don't, right?
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Because who wants a guy with a stripper ex-girlfriend?