Zach Bauer
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541 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard Sep 2024
Zach Bauer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You're almost there.
Talked to her.
Said, hey, what's your name?
tells me her name, and from there I'm like, oh yeah, this might be on.
I think I have it.
This might be on!
That's right.
So what do I do?
I go into the fucking bullshit pickup material that I've been reading on the internet.
Tell her about my stripper ex-girlfriend, how she stole my Maserati and picked me up from the airport in a stolen Maserati, and how we got arrested.
What?
What?
Maybe this story sounds familiar.
Maybe you guys have read this one on the Internet, you know.
And the fact is, is that the second I started saying this, it all fell to shit.
Well, yeah.
What's your name?
Be like, you have a stripper ex-girlfriend?
And I'm like, no, no, no, I swear I really don't, right?
Because who wants a guy with a stripper ex-girlfriend?
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