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When do parents typically become parents?
Right, so here's the reason I don't care that I can't do a handstand or a splits. I was 11 years old when I started in the most phenomenally successful franchise of all time. I have some of the greatest British actors of all time on my speed dial on my phone. I have Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Danny Dyer. I have Danny Dyer on my f***ing phone! Yeah, but can you do this? I'm going to call him. We're doing the same thing, Jake. Yeah, I've appeared naked on a Broadway stage. I have kissed Emma Watson.
What are the implications of Trump's trading cards?
I'm the most famous person you've ever been near. For f***'s sake, Jake, you money!
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How did Bryan get scammed in the crypto world?
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What is the significance of the 21 Convention?
This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly dumb podcast, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
And best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it. It's September. Whee! No more wearing white, Chrissy. Ha!
How are the Four Elements of Game defined?
You broke the rules before the game even started. You don't know how to do it. You don't know.
You don't know. Those rules are out the window.
What is that rule? Why is that rule even in effect?
I read a whole little article the other day. There's no reason. It basically just dates back to like the 1800s or something.
What experiences shape a person's dating life?
The 1800s?
It was a way for society women to show that they were of society.
Oh, they were of society if they didn't wear white after Labor Day. When did Labor Day start? In the 1800s? Yes. Really? It did. It did? Wow.
What are the common pitfalls in pickup artist strategies?
Here I am so misinformed. I thought that was like a 1950-something. We made Labor Day.
But I guess, you know, there's... Well, there was the first Labor Day parade was like in the 1800s. Wow.
You never know until you know. You know what I just realized? I realized that I was born at the beginning of September, which means that my parents would have fucked in December right around the holiday times. Just sharing that with you. Just sharing that with you.
How does the guest summarize the lessons learned?
It was a nice little Christmas present.
Hey, listen. Our New Year's. They did it once. So let's see. One of my brothers was born in March. That means they were doing it around Labor Day. So one of my other brothers, they were having sex on my birthday for one of my other brothers. Thanksgiving. So Thanksgiving, Labor Day, and Christmas, we know that my parents were fucking. Do you ever wonder about stuff like that? Yeah. Yeah? When were your parents fucking? Well... you're a march baby right uh february february i'm sorry uh so february so ryan that clock back just about nine months and there you get six minus seven carry the one that would be you're in oh that's a random month that's may oh maybe you're a memorial day baby maybe maybe that's what was going on a few kicky cocktails maybe laying back maybe a zanny or two and smoke a cigarette and
Well, Jeff and his brothers all have... Well, he and his brother, one of his brothers, they have the exact same birthday in October. Same day, one year apart. And then his other brother is a week later, but was due on that same birthday.
Oh, really?
So, yeah.
Hey, listen, two of our kids are born, would have been born on the same day. They had the same birthday, but we... Since there was a C-section involved, we chose to back it up just one day just to give them their own day because we knew that maybe not now, but in the future that might cause problems. So and you know what? I'm going to get the kids for their birthdays, Chrissy, this year for Christmas and their birthdays. Trump trading cards, Trump digital trading cards. Why not? It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Are you ordering enough to get the Snickers?
Well, you got to.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
When do parents typically become parents?
0:00–0:30
2
What are the implications of Trump's trading cards?
0:30–1:01
3
How did Bryan get scammed in the crypto world?
1:01–1:22
4
What is the significance of the 21 Convention?
1:22–1:40
5
How are the Four Elements of Game defined?
1:40–1:58
6
What experiences shape a person's dating life?
1:58–2:14
7
What are the common pitfalls in pickup artist strategies?
2:14–2:39
8
How does the guest summarize the lessons learned?
2:39–1:08:35