Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
All right, there it is. I have some good news for you guys. I have some good news for you guys. I've enrolled us all at White Bear Lake High School.
Pretty excited about that one.
Chapter 2: What interesting news does Vont share about enrolling at White Bear Lake High School?
So we got to get over there.
We get math class, Algebra 1B. Sweet. Coming up a little bit later. And then we got gym hockey practice, too. So go Bears.
Go Bears. I don't know how to skate.
Oh, it's fine.
You'll do great. We'll figure it out.
You can be a trainer. You can be the person that comes out with the water.
Okay, I'll smack everyone on the bus as they get on the ice. Good game, baby. Go, Bailey.
Yeah, yeah, go. That is a weird story. There was a 22-year-old that enrolled at White Bear Lake High School. I think they graduated from there, but then they enrolled again. I think they violated their parole, so I think they're in prison right now.
Oh, yeah. I know they falsify documents and things.
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Chapter 3: What unusual story is shared about a 22-year-old enrolling in high school?
Everything worked out fine. I didn't pay much attention in high school. I really didn't. I was just not really into it. I was a good, solid C+, B- student. I didn't pay that much attention. I guess if I was going to go again, I wouldn't worry about my attention in class. I'd do more activities. I did band, and that was... It.
Yeah. That was all. I would put in more effort into activities for sure if I went back and I probably wouldn't care as much what other people thought because I cared a little bit too much. So I would go back carefree. Yeah.
I didn't care what people thought of me because nobody thought of me. And that was really interesting. And I'm not exaggerating.
Chapter 4: What insights do the hosts share about their high school experiences?
Nobody thought of me in high school. I had my group of buddies. I wasn't like a loner or anything. I had my dopey buddies, but we weren't popular at all. So I didn't worry about what people cared about me because nobody thought about me in high school. What would you do differently in high school, Jenny?
I don't know. I honestly would probably... I am like Bailey. I cared way too much what everyone thought about me. So I would not be like that. But I feel like that's something that comes with age. Because I just feel like girls are so self-conscious in high school. I hated those years. Yeah, really? Being a woman and you're coming into your body. And you're like, what is this?
Yeah, but you were attractive.
So you got attention. No, my glow up happened in my 20s. Oh, really? Okay. And I mean like... I'm not going to say I was ugly, but I was like a little bit. I wasn't as in as good of shape, even though I played sports. I just when my parents got a divorce, my dad let us eat whatever we wanted. OK, so I definitely gained some weight in high school. OK, and I wasn't the most appealing.
OK, now I know people like that. I knew somebody who. Yeah, same thing there. If you want to call it glow up. I was the same way. I wasn't cute at all until I was like in my early 20s. Then all of a sudden girls paid attention to me and I'm like, where did this come from? You never thought me attractive before. What would you do different, Vaughn? You'd go back to high school.
I probably wouldn't go back to high school. There's not... I feel like much you can do different because high school is so limiting. You have to go to lunch at a certain time and eat square pizza and cardboard milk at 10.30 in the morning.
Yeah.
Like, it's just eh.
But I like that.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the impact of social media on dating?
Well, no, spending money though.
But it trickles all, I think individually and into dating. Also, speaking of money, Americans this Halloween are going to spend about $13.1 billion on costumes, decorations, Halloween candy, even greeting cards, according to the National Retail Federation. Costumes account for the big expense, about $4.3 billion. And is there a spirit open up yet?
Because usually a spirit opens up in an abandoned JCPenney somewhere.
around here i feel like there is one yeah is there one in the west we should go field trip there is one i've already been a couple of times because alissa she's like i just like walking around it makes me happy okay okay whatever floats your boat girl uh and uh one of the reasons for the record halloween spending is an increase in the price of candy which is up about eight percent compared to last year so we're spending more eight percent that seems like a lot
That's it. That's almost 10%.
My gosh. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Well, I took economy classes in high school. Yeah, you did. All right. That is it for You Can't Make This Stuff Up. I need an idea or two for the sing-along song. If you got one, then let me know, and we'll do that coming up in a few minutes on KDWB. We do it every morning at about 6.30, something to sing along with on the radio. From KDWB, let me know if you got an idea. Send me a text.
It's KDWB. What do you want to hear on the radio? I heard... I was out... Oh, I wrote my bike yesterday. That's where I heard it. Yes, I did. And I have a little Bluetooth speaker that I clipped to my shirt. It's tiny. It's the size of a box of Tic Tacs. But it lets you play music while you're out for a run. Earbuds don't stay in my ears. They don't really stay in my ears. So I heard...
From JoJo, and I thought, oh, that's a perfect sing-along song of the day. So if you want me to play that one, I'll play that one. You got a better idea, let me know, and we can play another. Somebody said Mr. Brightside by The Killers.
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