Chapter 1: What happens when an ex won't leave you alone?
I guess I'm supposed to take this call and I have a vague idea what it's about because we're screening calls here. When you call the radio station before we put you on the air most of the time, we say, hey, what do you want to talk about? So, Nicole, I have a vague idea about what you want. Something about your ex. Tell me about your ex and why you're on... Why? Why? Why?
Why are you on the radio? What's up?
So, my ex just won't leave me alone. Like... He's constantly liking my social media posts. He's texting me all the time. It's just constant, and it's really obnoxious. And then he asked me to send him a pair of my panties.
Oh. Okay, but now, so you broke up. You don't text him back. You're not like, hey, have a great day. So he'll text and be like, hey, what's up? Thinking about you, whatever. And then do you tell him, like, leave me alone?
I mostly ignore him. Mostly.
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Chapter 2: How do you handle unwanted attention from an ex?
Okay. Like, every so often I'll just be like, ugh, you know, like... But, you know, mostly I just don't respond. Okay. I'm just like, we've been done. We've been done.
Okay. So then he wants the underpants. Such a bad request.
Yeah. So I tell him no, right? I'm just like, no, I'm not going to do that. And then he keeps asking me, and he keeps asking me, and... So finally I send him a pair.
Okay. So you give in.
Chapter 3: What should you do when an ex makes inappropriate requests?
That's why he keeps talking to you. Okay. Cause yeah, he just knew that. Okay. So you give in, but there's more to the story. Yeah.
Yeah. So I send him a pair and he's so excited and he's like, oh my gosh, like, thank you so much. This is so hot. And like, you know, he's texting me and a couple of days later, I sent him a picture of my new boyfriend wearing them.
What? Oh, girl. Okay. So you sent him the underwear. Yeah. But you did not wear them. Your nasty, hairy, stanky, nude, deodorant boyfriend. He's got fungus. Who's got bee fungus.
Yeah.
Was the one who was wearing them. And you mean, figure this guy's making soup out of them or something. And so what did he respond? That's a good bit. Write it down, Jenny. Send panties. What did he say?
He didn't. He just blocked me.
Well, hey, and that's probably what you wanted in the first place. I would have said block him earlier, but this way he blocks you.
How genius of an idea was this?
Yeah. Smart idea.
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Chapter 4: How does sending an ex your underwear impact your relationship?
Yeah. You know, I didn't ask.
You just gave them to him and was like, do with these what you will, return tomorrow. Come on.
He knew my plan. He knew my plan. I wouldn't have sent that photo without his, you know.
Well, yeah, sure.
I'm glad he was in on it.
Okay. Hey, thank you for that story.
You're welcome.
That's a great story.
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Chapter 5: What advice is given for handling awkward relationship situations?
Oh, my gosh. Something to remember if somebody won't leave you alone. Yeah. Send them a pair of your underwear. I have a question. Or by your new boyfriend.
Because someone texted and said she should have sent crusty grannies from a thrift store. Bailey, do they sell granny panties at thrift stores? They do. I mean, they do sell.
They don't sell reused underwear anywhere.
They don't sell used underwear. But they do sell used swimsuits. And as far as I'm concerned, hot take, swimsuits, that's underwear. You're sending underwear. You just don't wear it all the time. That's why they put that little protective thing on. Yeah, exactly. So I would never get a swimsuit from a thrift store. Me neither. No. Really? But they don't sell used underwear at a thrift store.
You can, like, get it prepackaged.
You ever been to somebody's house or whatever, and they're like, yeah, do you need to borrow a swimsuit? And then you borrow a girlfriend's swimsuit? Yeah. I've done that before, too. You've borrowed a girlfriend's swimsuit? I have. I don't remember the circumstances, but it's like, oh, you're at somebody's cabin. You have a swimsuit? No. Oh, don't worry. I got a spare one.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I've actually done that quite a few times.
You're not going to catch anything. There's nothing growing in there. It still is somebody else's swimsuit.
Yeah, it seems weird. You don't put on somebody else's socks.
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Chapter 6: How can you communicate effectively about intimacy problems?
But I just want to take a suction like cup, put it on my sister's boobs and take some of her boobs, because I know she doesn't want all of them, and then just suction them and siphon them right into my boobs. How come they haven't come up with that yet?
What happened between you and your sister? I don't feel comfortable asking this. The genetics from your mom.
I don't know. My sister got all the good ones. She got the big old boobs, and she got the pointy chin.
You're hotter, though.
Thank you. I have these tiny little boobs, and I got a round dog face.
You're hotter, though.
Oh, shit.
still that's what i would want i want to siphon her boobs to my mind too thank you i would really appreciate i mean i turned the microphone on a little while ago and i was like okay let's talk about the thousand dollar keyword which again is star and you should use it on kdwb.com to enter that and then five ten minutes from now we get a sabrina carpenter keyword and then all of a sudden you know it's supposed to be the dave ryan in the morning show but i don't
If you're an engineer or a scientist and you know how to create one of these boob siphons, can you let us know? Please, thank you. That would be really great. And there's a lot of text coming in that says, Dave, sit down. We want to hear this. Someone says this is the best segment ever.
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