Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Piece of advice. Your cell phone company would never offer you free flowers for a survey. It's War of the Roses on KDWB.
All right, see if you can follow the story. So this starts in a theater.
Chapter 2: What is the story behind Matt's relationship with the Broadway actor?
A romance evolves in a theater. Bailey, I knew you would love this one. So this is a theater. They call this a showmance.
Only if you're like in the show.
Okay, gotcha. Yeah. So we're talking to a guy named Matt and a little romance that happened in the theater. Matt, tell us what's going on and why you're here today. What's up?
All right, so I met this guy, Colin, and he is in this traveling Broadway show. I won't out it and say it, but if you want to do your homework, you can find out who this Colin is. Cool. Okay. Okay. All right.
Okay.
Anyway, so he's doing this production, and I'm a contracted crew member here in Minneapolis. So I met him while he was working on the show, and we hit it off, and then we hit it off, and we hit it off.
And then you hit it off, and then you hit a home run, and then you hit another home run. So, okay, gotcha.
When did this... I didn't watch the sports ball, but one of those double, triple things or whatever you call it. Yes, yes, the sports ball.
So how long ago did this relationship develop?
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Chapter 3: How did Matt and the actor's romance develop during the theater production?
Months? Years? How long ago was this?
So we're going on almost a year.
Okay.
All right. And we've continued to see each other ever since. I mean, he's gone on, you know, he'll do his show in Charlotte, and then I go there, and we play some baseball. And then he goes to Denver, and I'll go there. Okay. And I'm going to have to rip the balls.
Okay, gotcha. So you're flying around, and I think that's cool. I think it's like, you know, if he's in Charlotte, he'll be like, hey, I'm going to be in Charlotte next Thursday and Friday. You should come down. So after the show, you'll meet up and enjoy your time together. Okay, super cool. So what's the problem? It's very cool.
Well, it seems like it's fine and dandy, like booty call wherever I want to go until he's home.
Home where?
He lives in New York City, as all these actors do, and he has got a million excuses of why I shouldn't come out there. So when he's touring, it's fine. And then I'm like, oh, the girl's back in Manhattan. Let me come through. And he's like, oh, mom's in town. Not a good time. And I'm like, it's never a good time. What's happening? Okay, so you're... He says that there's no one else.
So you're suspicious that there might be somebody else. And it's not like you two have, like, a committed...
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Chapter 4: What challenges does Matt face in his long-distance relationship?
So we're going to give him a survey from his phone company. But then we don't really, a guy doesn't always send flowers. If we say send flowers, anybody want to, he's probably going to send them to his sister or his aunt Gladys or his mom or something like that. So we could do like a, I don't know, a romantic couples. Yeah. Something kind of romantic couples massage or a facial.
Would you like a facial? I would love a facial. I'll bet you would. God. You are ridiculous. I'm just trying to be nice. Yeah. Okay. Are you hitting on Matt now? Yeah. He sounds cute. Yeah.
They're both local.
All right. So we'll call. We'll offer like a, what do you want to say, Jenny? A couple's massage?
Yeah, I'll do a couple's sensual couple's massage.
All right. Stay there, Matt. And we'll see who he chooses for this.
back in new york okay love is in the air uh or wait are those lies guess we'll see on part two of war of the roses on kdwb
In case you missed the beginning or need a little reset. So basically a guy lives here and he works in theater, crew, lighting, or he's a gaffer or a key gripper or something like that. So he works on a Broadway production. He's like a contractor that, you know, he lives here, but a Broadway show comes into town. I don't know, the Lion King or Fiddler on the Roof or Rent or whatever it is.
comes into town and he meets this guy who's in the cast and they start like they do enjoy each other's company. So this guy that's in the cast, he travels around like to, I don't know, Spokane, for example. Milwaukee. And this guy will fly out to Milwaukee and they'll do a little hookup weekend or whatever. But there's something kind of weird going on.
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Chapter 5: Why is Matt unable to visit the actor in New York City?
So he lives in New York and he's not welcome to fly to New York to see this guy. Nah, my mom's in town or whatever. I've got, you know, they're fumicating my apartment. I've got roaches or whatever. The pipes, you know. And so there's always an excuse.
So our guy on the phone wants to call this guy to see if we can set a trap to find out whether he's married in a relationship, got a boyfriend back in New York, whatever it is. So we're going to make the phone call and set the trap right now on War of the Roses. By the way, we did get a text messages. Here's one that says,
LMAO, as a gay guy, if this guy doesn't think this traveling Broadway dude isn't with so many other people, delulu. It's kind of like if you're dating a Viking and you think you're the only one that's dating the Viking. Let me tell you, this Viking's got somebody in Cleveland, Cincinnati, everywhere. Jacksonville. In different areas. The girls are hot there. Everywhere.
Let's make the phone call on KDWB.
All right, Colin, thank you so much. All of us here are super appreciative of you doing that with us today. So like I said, we're doing actually kind of a special promotion where we're giving away these very lovely kind of sensual couples massages to the people who are doing the survey.
little detail about it you're gonna be in the same room with whoever you decide to bring with you for it it's great ambience just a lot of candles lit like music on and stuff so what I'll need first from you is who do you want to bring with you for the couple's massage oh my god that sounds amazing I would love to choose his name is PJ Okay.
So, you know, we always just kind of want to know, is this a couple thing, like this is a friend, or is it a partner for you?
That's my fiancee, yes.
Okay, awesome. When are you guys getting married?
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Chapter 6: What suspicions does Matt have about the actor's other relationships?
It's really going to be something special.
Hey, that sounds lovely.
I don't know what to say. Oh, my gosh. Wow. I'm going to kind of pull the rug out from under you here for a second and let you know that this whole thing was a trap to see whether you would pick Matt. for the couple's massage. And by the way, it doesn't matter who I am, but we're on the radio at a radio station in Minnesota. Don't worry about it. Nobody knows you here.
You don't know us, whatever. But Matt is listening in on the phone, and he wanted to know who you would pick for a romantic, sensual couple's massage. You know who Matt is, right? Oh, yeah.
Yes, I do.
Girl, don't even stammer. My jaw is on the floor. July? You're getting married in July and you didn't even tell me? I better be invited. Um, yeah. You have a fiancƩ? That's amazing. Oh, my God. Okay. Honey, listen. You have a number one. Can I be number two? Can a girl get his a** sucked in New York City?
Okay. All right.
Okay.
You know what, Matt? I'm going to guess you. Matt's actually taking it pretty well.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts plan to investigate the actor's commitment?
No, no.
That seems to be perfectly fine. High spirits.
But I think you do have a little discussion.
Never be shattered by a good... Okay.
All right. Hang up on that kid. I will tell you, of all the War of the Roses I remember, I've never heard anybody be, like, happy that there's somebody else. Oh, you're engaged. Wow, congrats. I want to come along, too. I think it's probably because he just knew it was just a hookup. Yeah. He wasn't expecting anything long-term and romantic. He just wanted to know why he couldn't come to NYC.
The big apple to hook up.
He's like, I want to go to NYC. Come on. Someone texting, you can't trust us gays. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Another one says, not going to lie, my jaw's on the floor. I wasn't expecting him to pick Matt, but also not fiancƩ. You think the fiancƩ knew?
Well, I mean, if you're in traveling Broadway, like Dave said, it's like you're a Vikings player. You got somebody in every city. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so I feel like the fiancƩ probably knows. All right, what do you think?
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