Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are back in the Rock & Roll RV, where Sammy Hagar still refuses to explain the one true way to rock, Mayor Lee Roth is cutting multiple ribbons on Hog Street, and Big Truck is preparing to hawkcast from the Val Verde Municipal Dump VIP Preview Night. Plus, the kids of Val Verde are being forced to learn Squeeze lyrics before multiplication, which is how you build a better future.This week, comedian and longtime Daily Show writer Matt Koff pulls into Val Verde to promote his special Cat Man, discuss his upcoming shows at Dingbats, and reveal that he grew up in Greg Lake inside a submarine where he was homeschooled under crushing water pressure. Naturally, this leads to duck boats, funnel cakes, dead therapists, Geoff Foxworthy confusion, Punisher cat theories, and the annual Greg Lake sacrifice to the Beast.Also on this week’s broadcast:Whisp attends Mayor Lee Roth’s second ribbon cutting on Hog Street and waits four hours to find the real ribbon.Val Verde News covers a storm drain duckling, a boardwalk curfew, a confidence-shaken funnel cake stand, and the growing menace of Big Duckling.Hawk Rock News checks in on Pet Sounds, the Eagles’ Long Goodbye Act 3, Mike Love’s hat, and the rising savings power of the Food Gulch loyalty card.Watch Cat Man here: https://veeps.com/mattkoff/c2a88ddf-64f8-4195-bb57-2c8b4e47cc27Subscribe to 108.9 The Hawk wherever you get podcasts. Watch full broadcasts and clips on YouTube at youtube.com/@1089thehawk. Join the Rock Battalion at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station and keep the Rock & Roll RV full of questionable wine at patreon.com/1089thehawk. And remember, if your child makes art in Greg Lake, stick it in the beast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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