Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey? w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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What are the benefits of night flights?
Yeah. Late flight last night. Streamed the Knicks on the flight. Big dub. God, you're a hardcore fan. I'm a fan, dude. I love it. I like a night flight.
I'll take a night... Yeah. It's kind of nice. Yeah, I'll chill on a night flight. Yeah. And I like when they turn the cabin lights off. And you don't have to deal with the asshole who leaves the shade open, like, during the day, which I always hate and loathe.
I hate that. I've been flying... This is, like, my first flight in forever that wasn't delayed.
Yeah.
And it was still delayed, like, 20 minutes, but that's, like, I... No, that's a win, though. We had a fucking incident coming back from... I did Miami Improv a couple months ago with my buddy Gary Veeder, and we just... It's like a five hour delay. I'm the idiot who booked Miami during hurricane season. So I deserved it. But with like a five hour delay, two hours, we circle for two hours in the air. And there was this drunk lady on the flight, just like screaming to her friend. Everyone like hated her. I was like, I hate this person, whatever. It's one of those flights. And then they're like, hey, we're not landing. We're out of fuel. So we're landing Dulles, Virginia.
What happened on the flight delay?
So we're just like, ah, it's been like a seven hour day. So we're like pissed. And then we're on the runway and she's just like on the phone, drunk and shit. Everyone hates her. And Gary and I just look at each other like, what do we, do we just drive back? Like, this is crazy. And I could, I was like, all right, fuck, let's drive back. So we get off the flight. And as I got off the flight, I loudly said to her, you know, it's very rude to talk that loudly on the phone. And she was like, I'm so sorry. And everyone like gave me like a thumbs up because I was like, I'm leaving anyway. I may as well take one for the team.
You did, dude.
I took one for the team. Do you feel a little rise of panic as you're about to say it?
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't like confrontation, but I was like, I got it. I feel like I have to do something.
Yeah, there's a thrill to that. This is not at all the same thing, but I remember one time I did a yoga class with Bert, and we were in the class, and the guy teaching it was like a hard-nosed guy, like a really tough dude. He was more like a drill sergeant, which felt weird for yoga. Yeah, it's not the energy you want. It's not the energy you want. And then he starts telling a story about his son, him and his son somewhere. And it just, it builds to nothing. Like it literally, he was like, and then, you know, we went and there was nobody there. All right. And switch poses. And I, it was just dead silent. And there's like 30 people in class. And I just felt this like, kind of, you know, this like momentum building inside you.
And I'm just laying in this position. I go, Hey man. And he's like, excuse me. I go, Hey, uh, is that story over? Uh, And he's like, what? I go, is the story over? He's like, yeah. I go, oh. It didn't really feel like it had an ending. Oh, my God. And he was like, okay. And I was like, yeah, we tell stories so I can help you with that. And he's like... Okay, just switch into the next. Wow. He knew. And then Bert was looking at me. He's like, what are you doing? I go, I just couldn't help it. Was Bert laughing while you were doing it? I think he was scared. He was scared of what was going to happen. You heckled a guy. I heckled him, yeah. I was like, what the fuck was that? That was, I mean, I do, I respect that.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the benefits of night flights?
0:45–1:50
2
What happened on the flight delay?
1:50–13:49
3
What details are revealed about the JonBenét Ramsey case?
13:49–32:43
4
What are the implications of Aaron Rodgers' performance?
32:43–40:17
5
How does fame affect public behavior?
40:17–45:11
6
What controversies surround Vince McMahon?
45:11–1:09:22
Speakers
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