ACS: Harland Williams

Adam has just returned from doing a bit for the Tonight Show, but quickly goes on a rant about 'foreskin reconstruction assholes.' He welcomes today's News girl, also the new co-host of The Parent Experiment, Susanna Brisk. They talk about Adam's relationship with her husband, and also discuss Susanna's views on her husband's high profile clients. In the news, a woman was found dead in a chimney in Bakersfield. Adam and Susanna joke about how she should have done it around Christmastime. Susanne jokes about stalking people in Australia, and Adam asks her about being an Australian Jew. He complains about Jews ruining his bagel experience, and speaks a bit more about Susanna's husband and male emotions. Also in the news, football player Troy Polamalu has had his hair insured for over a million dollars. Adam goes on a huge rant about 'guys with stupid spirituality' and says he's 'sick of people expressing themselves.' In relation to the news, he thinks Troy should cut his hair above the uniform name, or get out of the league. The last news story deals with a guy who survived a suicide by crashing through the rear windshield of a car. Harland Williams comes in and teases Adam about wearing make-up and being dressed all spiffy. They then go into a very random conversation about things lighting on fire and black people. Adam talks more about his Tonight Show bit, and how he realized he needed his glasses to read the cue cards. He and Harland also talk about having problems with spelling. Next up, a round of the Same Name Game. Adam takes your calls to figure out celebrities with similar sounding names who look nothing alike. Harland has difficulties understanding the game throughout. In the rest of the news, the UK Mirror reports that cocaine makes global warming worse, as it relates to deforestation. Adam says we can't help it that people like cocaine, and admits that he himself thinks it's awesome. Harland then tells a great story about being at Machu Piccu and getting high off coca leaves before exploring the ruins. Adam goes into a bit more depth about his experiences with coke growing up, and the reasons why he doesn't do it anymore. The final story involves the Obama kid's daily lives, and Adam stages a debate at the dinner table to show everyone how unresponsive his stepfather is. Get show dates and listen to Harland's podcast 'The Harland Highway' at: www.harlandwilliams.com And hear more from Susanna on The Parent Experiment, or by visiting: www.susannabrisk.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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