Adam opens by thanking all the fans for buying his book. He still can't believe he's published a book, and jokes about failing various high school classes, including Driver's Ed. Adam also talks about his days working behind the grill at McDonalds and how far he's come since then. Today's guests are Michael Ian Black and Josh Malina of the new Crackle webseries, 'Backwash.' The guys joke about their 'celebrity counterparts' and notice how they always look uglier. Adam also gets a sense of Michael's beginnings in the industry, and Josh's Broadway debut early in his career. Back with the news, Jessica Golden talks about a guy who got into an argument over a lawnmower and ended up eating his own beard. They also play a very quick round of Germany or Florida, and Adam recalls the words he had added to the Urban Dictionary. The group also discusses the situation in Haiti, and a little girl who was found with her mom's crack cocaine in her shoe. Even though Michael has to head out, Josh stays for more news. They talk about a virtual bitchfight and other cyber identity stuff. They also go through and attempt to correct Adam's Wikipedia page, though Bald Bryan says it's 90% accurate. Adam also tells a story from his field trip with Sonny earlier today, and watching his son interact with other kids. The final news stories involve a new energy drink that contains alcohol, and Jay-Z's new title as the 'CNN of the Ghetto'. It reminds Adam of his Loveline days, when he and Drew met a relatively unknown Destiny's Child, and had them come on the show the next week to perform. They also tease Jessica for having a hot mom, and Adam sings the Taboo II theme. Check out the new webseries 'Backwash' at www.crackle.com/c/Backwash Follow Michael on Twitter @MichaelIanBlack, and Josh @JoshMalinaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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